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@KezzaWildOne Kelsey Raynor, what the fuck d'you think you're doing. You're cutting. BECAUSE OF ME.
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joey2000x
11. Young. Fun. Free. Mischevious. Kind. Loving. Daring. Sporty. Drama. Music.
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Vote
Vote what I should do next. 1. Dark Poem 2. Love Poem 3. Happy Poem 4. Joke 5. Rant about football 6. Rant about bullying 7.
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Stay With Me pt 2
Chapter 2. I sniffled, and then held up my blades to the light. Stolen from my dads razor, they were so sharp I could probably slice through plastic with them.
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Stay With Me
(not sure bout the title :/ ) "Get away from me you bastard!. You think I asked for you to be my father??!!" I screamed at my dad. For about the 50th time this week.
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What Went Wrong?
Guys!. I've decided to write a song called 'What Went Wrong?' and if someone could give me an opening line or some ideas about it, that would be greatly appreciated. Yours Beggingly, Joey x.
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How Many?
How many ducks would a woodchuck fück if a woodchuck could fück ducks. A woodchuck would fück as many ducks as a woodchuck could fück if a wood chuck could fück ducks. lmao .
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A New Beginning (p4)
Chapter 4. It was a cold afternoon, the wind whipping the trees. The white snowflakes gently, pouring out of the darkened, winter sky.
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ending
can't think of what to right in my story so i'm giving up :( i just don't no what to write bout next :(.
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A New Beginning (p3)
Chapter 3. The doctor told us that she died from a heat stroke, which wasn't likely in young children.
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A New Beginning (p2)
Chapter 2. A few years ago, when I was about 9, my parents took the decision to get divorced. Although my mother or father never talked to me about it, I wasn't ok with it.
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A New Beginning
It was a cold December afternoon, the wind felt like ice sweeping through my hair. The snow laid on the ground, frozen to the dry land, but the trees looking like a winter wonderland.
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Anti-Joke
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree. Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree. Because its tail was tied to the first monkey's tail.
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Wizard
Me: "I'm a wizard. Friend: "Prove it!" Me: "Sorry, no magic allowed out of Hogwarts.".
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Can Anybody?
Can anybody find me.... somebody to lurve...?. That Queen song sums up my life :( Yours Lonelely Joey x.
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Untitled
Why is no-one posting on Opuss???!!. Give me a reason to be on Opuss!. Yours Sinboredly, Joey x.
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Pandas!
Philosophical q and a of the day - Q. Why are pandas black and white. A.They were all white until a whole clan (?) was inbolved in a freak accident involving a biro factory..
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Strong
People say hate is a strong word. So is Love, but they don't seem to have troubling throwing it around - Joe Spivey (me) Joey x.
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Life
When asked if he was a rich man, Bob Marley replied: 'I'm not rich because of my possesions - I'm rich because I have life.' Genius. Joey x.
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CAB - Endlessly
On the album 'Symphony Soldier'. Best lyric. 'I'm not perfect, but I'm perfect for you.' You gotta love it. Joey x.
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LIFE IS YOURS
The other day I was at a 'Writer's Workshop' with only 3 others and people from different schools.One of the tasks we were set was to write a poem about a memory of a person or moment or place which...
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Blog 08:35
Just woke up. God I'm early. It really doesn't make sense because until about 02:30am I was on Opuss just reading and writing some random shiz. Oh well.
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Do You?
Do u love me. I love you... ;).
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Blog: 21:45
I just wrote a letter that took up two sides of a piece of A5 paper. phew. wasn't hard to write because it was to put in my Granny's coffin. :( She died of cancer a week or two ago..
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Love
LVE- It may catch you unawares, but you'll always regret it if you toss it aside. - Joe Spivey (ME!!).
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Rude Limerick
There once was a man from China, Who wasn't a very good climber, He fell on a rock, And split his cočk, So now he's got a vagïña!.
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Hunger Games
PEETA: When I walk through the woods (yeh), this is what I see (ok), KATNISS: God, not THIS again. PEETA: Katniss Everdeen is starin' at me, KATNISS: Urgh!. Stop.
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A Quote
In the end it's not about how many breaths you take, It's about how many breaths you take away. -Joe Spivey.
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Limerick
There once was a chap called Joe, Who had a mangled big toe, The doctor said: We'll chop it!, Joe exclaimed: No. Stop it!, But the doctor just sliced off his toe. just a crappy limerick that is fake.
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Daisy The Vampire Cow.
Once upon a time there was a cow called Daisy. Now, it's very important that you know Daisy had a very rare disease called vampire clinicalism, more commonly know as Renfield Syndrome.
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