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john139

Quotes and stories from my hilarious four children! Aged 6,5,4 and 3 months!

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john139
2012-04-17T10:40:14

"When I Grow Up"

6 year old son: "Dad, when I grow up I want to be a boxer, and be the best!". 5 year old son: " I want to be a football player and play for England!". 4 Year old son: "Dad, I want to be a dinosaur!".

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john139
john139
2012-04-17T09:24:54

"She's Not My Girlfriend!"

Just a normal weekday evening, me and my wife in the front room with the baby and the other children are at the dinning room table.

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john139
john139
2012-04-16T12:11:42

"Dads Been Killed By A Cupboard!"

Awaking on the kitchen floor covered in water, with my 6 year old leaning over me, as I start to panic as to how I've lost conciseness he reassured me that the kitchen cupboard door magically swung...

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