21 May 2012
Humpty Dumpty that proud egg, Reduced to poverty and now must beg, On street corners subjected to hoots From sarcastic cats in swanky boots.
One day, he swears, that cat will die. I'll show him how an egg does reply. I'll gather together all the kings men. They owe me from the past, ya ken?
Ya cannae keep a good egg down, Despite the occasional worried frown. Ya bloody moggy full of fleas, One day I'll have ya on ya knees. Then I'll take your swanky boots. And I'll silence all the hoots.
For moggys cannae swim I hear. They have a deep abiding fear, Of landing in the watery deep, To sink to their forever sleep.
Yes, even I would go that far. (Cue evil laugh) Mwahahaha!
One day, cat, I'll have my way. And yes, upon that evil day, Although my mercy you will beg, You'll not get any from this here egg!
Mwahaha Mwahahaha Mwaha ha HA HA HA!!!!
Humpty Dumpty • Opuss № I