10 July 2012
There's a whale in my house, In my bathroom to be precise. I struggle to find some space, This isn't really nice.
This whale has taken lodging, It has refused to move. I have to perform contortions, To sit upon the loo.
I'm seriously contemplating Having to move house. My bathroom is barely big enough To bathe and groom a mouse.
Why won't this whale let me be? Why won't it shrink to a smaller size? Might as well add slimmer legs And thighs just half the size.
One day I will shift it; Maybe put it up for sale. Or maybe I'll admit defeat, And get down off the scale.
The Whale In My Bathroom • Opuss № I