Jonah
1.)A dyslexic man walks into a bra. 2.)What did the mouse say to the elephant. 2 answer.)Nothing. Mice can't talk. 3.)Why did the boy drop his ice cream. 3 answer.)Because he was hit by a bus.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood.
How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb. None, Zombies can't fit in a light bulb and they don't screw. No Seriously, How many Zombies does it take to screw in a light bulb.
Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood." "We're new here," says the second one.
One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother.
A man and his wife are driving down the road when a cop pulls them over.
A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete check-up. Afterward, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," the doctor says.
Two old people, a man and a woman, walk into a hospital.
A lecturer teaching medicine was giving a classoom observation. He took out a jar of yellow liquid. "This," he explained, "is urine.
Yo momma so short she can hang glides Doritos. Yo momma's like a "Happy Meal" small, cheap and greasy. Yo momma is like a toilet; fat, white, and smells like poop..
A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes.
Three Little Pigs went out to dinner one night. The waiter comes and takes their drink order. "I would like a Sprite," said the first little piggy. "I would like a Coke," said the second little piggy.
Little Red Riding Hood is skipping down the road when she sees the Big Bad Wolf crouched down behind a log. "My, what big eyes you have, Mr. Wolf," says Little Red Riding Hood.
Two robins were lying on their backs, basking in the sun. A mama cat and her kitten were walking by.
"Do u remember that movie we saw in 6th grade?" i ask "how about the one in 7th.
once there was a young blonde haired boy. he had been wanting to fly all his life. so one day little bobby went out in the woods with some duct tape and a kite.
have u ever wondered why people say they've seen alien space ships. its because aliens ARE REAL. if u ever seen E.T, or Planet 51, u will understand JK (just kidding).
Bert and Ernie were on a beach Bert said "hey Ernie, want to get some icecream?" Ernie said "Sure bert".