9 April 2012
Hair done, nails done everything did/ Dressed in a dress to impress / A man who’s mission never varies/ To get you in the missionary position and do you like a animal if it is his decision/ So yea I’ll take you out, give you jokes clear your doubts/ Give you a coat if you get cold, hug and get close till we start making out/ Drop you outside your door, and of course ill offer to spend more time with you back at yours/ If your parents aren’t in…/ An yes was the word you were saying/ I know after an hour of jokes and throwing on a movie you’ll be screaming the same thing/ You get me…/ I’ll say most things to get your clothes on the floor/ But I must want people seeing/knowing as its behind closed doors/ So we fuck/ Now I’m leaving cause… I’m fine/ Cause this squirrel got his nut …or 5/ You say you’re not a slut/ And I gave you what you deserve/ And if all that you’re worth is movie ticket and Nando’s meal all at priced 18.95…….Then alright/ I know it’s kind of a low blow but that’s cheaper the Soho/ So it kind screams Soo…hoe/ I only bring you to dinner and a movie to feel on your booty/ And I don’t care about the matching underwear/ I just wanna see what’s under there/ And that dress you bought looks better on the floor/ And don’t excite yourself to believe that there’s gonna be more/ Cause this relationship ends when I step out the door/ Thinking I’m the one when you were just 1 of 4/ Fucking on a first date and asking for an ounce of respect/ I’ll give you a couple kg for your skills in the bed/ O yea…and for the head/ But girl you gotta get your dreams and reality checked/ I only ask you to be my valentine/ Not to be my chick or wife/ So wake up from your quick dream/ Cause shit…now it’s the 15th/
This is a story that most girl allow themselves to go through every year on this same date, and why? Haven't you learnt that giving it up don't make you attractive, giving enough to keep someone interested but not too much to make them come back is what you need, cause once a squirrel cracks a nut there just off to find another.
'all girls might be thinking 'well if I don't give it up, you guys just complain and leave', well I say stop being retard and think Him + first 3 dates + Pussy = Him leaving = Dog *cause all a dog wanna do is beat the pussy up, but if... Him + first 3 dates + Pussy = Him staying = Cool Cat *cause even though the cat wants the pussy he want more then to just beat it up, he wanna look after it. So next time he drop you to your door drop him a kiss and keep him waiting, that'll keep him wanting.
Hope Lost For The Helpless Romantic • Opuss № I