Treat a woman like you would a cat
1. Accept that they own you.
2. Don't speak to them too aggressively otherwise they will just walk off.
3. Feed them when they want feeding not when you want.
4. Touch them when they make the first move. You don't know if you will be honoured with the chance again.
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