julianpichelski
If I tell my phone to wake me up at 7AM, it will normally do so at that time, until I turn it off. But if I ask my Mum to wake me up at 7AM, it doesn't matter how much I regret it the next morning; I'm getting up at 7AM!
I've been having a lot of weird dreams lately.
The story of anyone's life contains a lot of filler.
A couple of weeks ago I was looking through my iTunes library for a song I thought I had in a compilation album. When I couldn't find it, I bought it off the iTunes store. This evening, I've just found it in one of my compilation albums.
While proof-reading my book; I think I've found the most baffling sentence I've ever written: "He felt omens wanted to drown in it." /:|
All people ever seem to want to do is move on. It's as if they're running away from something.
Take comfort in the fact that life is the hardest part of life.
"Of course I can do an impression of [person/character]; I'm hearing myself doing it in my head right now."
Windows Live Hotmail now lets you create additional e-mail 'aliases' that you can give to websites that you suspect might sell your e-mail address if you give it to them. I already had one of those; it's called Windows Live Hotmail.
Does anyone else have that one compilation album on iTunes that's full of songs that clearly don't mix with each other, has album artwork that's obviously from a different album and you have no idea when you actually imported it?
When I write essays, one of the hardest parts is remembering to follow all of the proper grammar rules. When I write stories, one of the hardest parts is working out which grammar rules the characters would break.
Any collection of syllables can be used in a sentence. Even if that sentence is simply "gerflergarard is not a real word".
I'm going to work hard at school to achieve the grades that I need while continuously working on becoming a best-selling author which will help me to earn enough money to support myself and my current and future families.
Whatever the Hell your world view is, there is someone in the world who can justifiably challenge it.
Right now the fiction industry seems to be obsessed with vampires and the video game industry is obsessed with zombies. What's next? Are we suddenly going to start seeing a large increase in the amount of Egyptian mummies appearing in music…
"Here are the two states in which you may exist: person who writes, or person who does not. If you write: you are a writer. If you do not write: you are not." -Chuck Wendig
I theorise that if everyone on the planet was simultaneously happy, then time itself would stop moving forward.