Deck The Halls
Drench the halls in gasoline. Fa lalalalalalalalala. Light a match and watch it gleam fa lalalalalalalalala!.
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kariss
I live on a really small island. It's only about 24 miles to go around it! I am 12 years old and love writing. Kaz x
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Jingle Bells
Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis, over fields we go, smashing into trees, the snow is turning red, I think I'm almost dead, now I'm in the hospital with stitches in my head. Oh.
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Miranda
Do you like Miranda Hart. I do like I do like very much!.
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Good Character.
They told me you had been to her, And mentioned me to him. She gave me a good character, But said I could not swim. From Alice in wonderland..
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If I Or He.
If I or he should be involved in this affair, You must promise, to set us free, Exactly as we were. From Alice in wonderland..
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Bomb
A blonde and a red head are having a fight. It gets so bad that they use weapons. The blonde throughs a grenade at the red head. The red head picks it up, takes the pin out and chucks it back!.
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Dear Mum
Dear mum, I have run away with Mikey because we can't be together. I took my bank card and the car. I am sorry for any trouble I cause. Love Molly. Ps I am kidding.
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Aliens
One day 4 aliens arrived on earth. They wanted to learn English.
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I lay on my bed last night just looking at the stars and thinking "Where the hell is my ceiling??".
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Rofl!
Every time I read ROFL I hear Scooby Doo trying to say waffle..
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Electricity
Electricity is just organised lighting..
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Don't Care!
You don't care what people say until they start whispering....
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Ke$ha
If Ke$ha goes on your on the UK does she become Ke£ha????.
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Sofa King.
Sofa king. Our prices are sofa king low!.
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Zac's
Why the hell aren't Zac Galiflanakis, Zac Braff and Zac Efron running around Hollywood as the Zac pack??. This NEEDS to happen!.
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Cat.
Sleek and black, An arched back. Claws that slip along the floor. Flash she looks at you, Eyes blaze green. Just like the ones in a long ago dream..
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Fake Tan
There is a fine line between tanned and looking like you rolled in Cheese Doritos..
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Great News!
Girl: Hey mum. Got great news. Mum: You got 100 on your Maths test?. Girl: I said great news. Not a bloody christmas miracle!.
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Andrew Clover
I have been posting a lot about Andrew recently. This post is to let you know why. He wrote a book and I have read it. It is a funny book all about the things his daughters have taught him. Read it.
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Jump!
When you reach the bottom step you must jump. - Andrew Clover.
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Train
When a train goes by you must wave. - Andrew Clover.
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Bathroom
Of you are lucky enough to find a bathroom light with a string you must pull that string 3 or 4 hundred times. - Andrew Clover.
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Enjoy The Day.
If you really want to enjoy the day you must paint your face like a tiger. - Andrew Clover.
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Fail.
Fail to prepare. Prepare to fail!.
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Like if you luv puppies!!.
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Smile
Never frown you don't know who's falling in love with your smile!.
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People say they know you. They only know you of they know your greatest hopes and deepest fears..
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Know You?
People say they know you. They only know you of they know your greatest hopes and deepest fears..
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Know You?
People say they know you. They only know you of they know your greatest hopes and deepest fears..
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Cheers!
I just wanted to thank my followers and likers and readers. I have only been crusing Opuss for about 3 days and have already got 15 followers.
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Alphabet Animals
Antelope. Bear. Cat. Dog. Elephant. Frog. Goat. Hawk. Iguana. Jelly fish. Koala. Lima. Monkey. Narwal. Octopus. Polar bear. Quale. Rhino. Sting ray. Turtle. Urchin Vulture. Walrus. Xantus. Yak. Zebra.
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My friends star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died really.... Attacked by a giant crab..
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My friends star sign was cancer. Ironic how she died really.... Attacked by a giant crab..
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Which Is Better??
It's much better to be a woman. You can wear dresses and skirts and also trousers and shorts because a man in a dress is just wrong!.
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Which Is Better??
It's much better to be a woman. You can wear dresses and skirts and also trousers and shorts because a man in a dress is just wrong!.
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Untitled
When you find something nobody wants, keep it. It's yours..
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Food
Steak and kiddily pie You mean steak and kidney. That's what I said diddily?.
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Homework
I was walking the dog, when I tripped over a rock. And I swear the dog was laughing!.
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When you see someone on the bus you don't give them a second glance. Then when you see them in the street you wonder why you recognise them. You should take that second glance..
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There once was a girl named Beauty, Who fell for the oldest trick in the book. She went to see the old lady, The rest of the story. Well... Take a look.
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I would if I could but I can't. I can't but I would if I could..
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Uuuuuugggghhhh!!!
I hate that feeling when you finish a fantastic book and it says "To be continued..." I hate that!!!.
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Dieing
Of I died and went somewhere far I would write your name on every star. So that everyone could look up and see that you mean the world to me..
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Untitled
My friend and I were walking along the road and I saw the most beautiful flower on a hedge. Wow I said to my friend. I was looking straight at it. Yes it was rather small but still very beautiful.
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I find, if you wait long enough, everything comes to you. (This was in Garfield. ;).
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Hook.
Laura and her boyfriend Carl were sitting in the car listening to the radio. This is what they did every Tuesday night.
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Oh.
I was sitting on the wall a while ago watching some rabbits in the field. Then this cat jumped out of a bush and caught one. All I said was.... "Oh.".
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Awkward...
You know when someone says something and it's not awkward. Then you make it awkward by saying awkward. Then it's REALLY awkward!.
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