16 July 2012
Maloney was terribly overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet.
" I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you should have lost five pound."
When the Irishman returned he shocked the doctor as he had lost twenty pounds.
Why that's amazing the doctor said, did you follow my instructions?
The Irishman nodded...
I'll tell you though, bejaesuz, i thought I was going to drop dead dat third day.
From hunger you mean?
No, from de bloody skippin!!!!!!!!
Doctors Diet • Opuss № I