3 July 2012
ALARM! Snooze. ALARM! Snooze. ALARM! Get up. Shower. Get dressed. Dry the hair. Wake up kids. Turn on DVD. 5 minutes earned. Go downstairs while avoiding toys. Made it. Pick up mess and place in cupboard. Clean. Heat the water and wake up mother. Tell kids to shower. Tell kids to stop fighting. Tell kids to hurry. Dress the kids. Miraculously make it downstairs avoiding all toys. Pick up toys. Put them in the cupboard. Mother gets up. Make some coffee. Tell kids to hurry up. Prepare their cereal. Tell kids to hurry up. Eat my own breakfast. Tell kids to hurry up. Back up the stairs two by two. Tell the girls to stop fighting. Rush them downstairs. Slip on the last step. Pick up toy car and shove in the drawer. Kids eat breakfast while mum watches TV. Make mum coffee and butter on toast. Go back upstairs and brush my teeth. Put make-up on. Pin my hair. Back down. Find the girls fighting. Tell them to stop. Feed the dog his kibble. Tell the girls to stop fighting. Clean up their mess and tie their hair. Tell the girls to stop fighting. Change TV to cartoons. 10 mins earned again. Get bag ready. Get kids bags ready. Pack their lunches. Tell girls to put shoes on. Tell girls to stop fighting. Help put their shoes on. Put my own shoes on. Dog barks. Tell him to shut up. Dog barks. Tell him to shut up. Dog barks. Give it a chew toy. Tells mum goodbye. Takes girls to school. Tells girls not to fight while I'm gone. Waves them off. Gets to school.
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