5 May 2012
Gifts for your enemies
5-a worm in there shoe
15- a dirty look and a really leaky pen.
25- a expensive gift to flaunt your wealth
35-a card which makes them feel old.
45-a card from the previous year with there name deliberately spelt mrs because they aren't married yet.
55-some flowers which are sent dead and squashed 'accidentally'.
65-A letter written about your wonderful life containing a picture of your lovely family.
75-A phone call and later spread rumours they are going mad.
85-a off box of chocolates with happy birthday scrawled on.
95-an invitation to your funeral.
95+ you haunt them
Enemy Gifts • Opuss № I