30 December 2012
By Miscellaneous My dear friend Gemma Doyle knows how I tend to take forever to give her some material to put on here. A USUAL EMAIL ME AND MY DEAR FRIEND GEMMA DOYLE HAVE ABOUT ME GIVING OPUSSES:: DEAR FRIEND GD: Friend! Thy must write an Opuss!
ME: Of course! .... I'll get back to you.
Two days later: GD: Dear friend! Where art that opuss you talked about?
Me: Yeah! That. Er, I wrote half of it. I - I'll probably finish it today. Yeah.
Next day: GD : Uh... Dear friend? Opuss?
Me: Right! I'll finish it today. Yeah, that's it. Today!
Two days later GD: you know what I'm going to talk about.
Me: Right! I'll type it out by tomorrow!
You can probably guess what will end up happening next.
A MONTH LATER: GD: ARE U GOING 2 SEND THAT $%#*!! OPUSS!
Me: well.... About that...
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