15 January 2013
By Miscellaneous
Well, hello there, fellow Opians. HELLO, MISC! NICE TO SEE YOU! What are you doing here, Capitol Letter Person? *mutters* I thought you were only in my emails. NO! I CAN BE ON ANY INTERNET DEVISE! INCLUDING THE NOTEBOOK YOU'RE WRITING IN RIGHT NOW! Oh! *plasters huge fake smile* Great. I KNOW! WE CAN BE BEST FRIENDS. WACHTA DOIN'? HUH, HUH? I'm just writing an opuss... COOL!!! LET'S WRITE IT TOGETHER! Capitol Letter Person, now it not the time - OOH, OOH! IS THE TIME WHEN THE MOON'S IN THE SECOND PHASE OF THE HIGH BIRTH, TWO SUNS AFTER THE DAY OF THE STARS, WHEN THE STARS ALIGN IN A POSITION THAT SHOWS THE FACE OF THE GREAT ONE? Uh.... sure. Now, until then, just... just go on someone else's.... er... internet devise - I CAN ALSO GO IN THE NOTEBOOK YOU'RE WRITING IN NOW! Er.. right, someone else's notebook they're writing in now, and leave me alone - I mean let me write this. HA! I TRICKED YOU! THERE IS NO MOON IN THE SECOND PHASE TWO SUNS AFTER THE DAY OF THE STARS, WHEN THE STARS ALIGN IN A POSITION THAT SHOWS THE FACE OF THE GREAT ONE! FOOLED YA, FOOLED YA, FOOLED, YA FOOL - Yes, you fooled me. Great. Thank you, Capitol Letter Person. Just LET ME WRITE!! HEY! YOU COPIED ME! *GASPS* WE MUST BE SOUL MATES, DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER FOR ALWAYS! Great. Perfect. YOU SAY GREAT ALOT. MISC. HEY! YOU GAVE ME A COOL BUDDY NAME - Buddy name? SO NOW I CAN GIVE YOU ONE! I DUB YOU... LOWER CASE LETTER PERSON!!!! But... OH, YOU'RE RIGHT. YOU DON'T ALWAYS SPEAK IN LOWER CASE. YOU CAN NEVER FORGET THAT TIME I REALIZED WE WERE SOUL MATES! You remember that cause it was minutes ago! OH... YEAH.
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ANYWAY, YOUR NAME! Uh huh. Capitol Letter Person, I'm busy, and - I DUB YOU... PERSON WHO SPEAKS IN LOWER CASE LETTERS UNTIL SHE DOESN'T, WHEREIN SHE SPEAKS IN UPPERCASE.... PERSON! YAY!!! Let's... Capitol Letter Person, why don't you... look up some names in the Complete Capitol Letter Person's Guide For Dubbing People Who Speak In Lowercase Letters Until They Don't, Wherein They Speak In Uppercase People? THERE'S REALLY A BOOK LIKE THAT?! WOW!! Uh... yeah, there' sa book like that! Just remember to look all over the world for it. It may take a while, but it's... uh... worth it! WOAH! BUT... THEN I CAN'T WRITE TO THE OPUSS PEOPLE! Well, I suppose that's too bad. Good bye! I WANT TO SAY GOODBYE TO THE OPUSS PEOPLE! Capitol Letter Person... TELL THEM I SAID GOODBYE! Fine... Opussers... Capitol Letter Person says goodbye. YAY! BYE BYE! *leaves, finally* Whew. Now I can write...... (. . .) Just about what?
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