28 February 2013
By Gemma Doyle
You never can tell if parents notice or are listening
Kid: I'm going to become a terrorist and blow up stuff!
Parents: mmmhmm
Kid: When I grow up I'll cause pain to all!
Parent: ok
Kid: Hey I'm going to get some cookies
Parent: no you're not no cookies before dinner
See what I mean?
You never can tell if your boyfriend's notices or is paying attention
Girl: *in a dress* Does this look alright?
Guy: *doesn't even look up* yes you look beautiful
Girl: *wearing boyfriend's shoes* do these look ok on me?
Guy: yeah they- wait a minute those are mine!
Again see what I mean?
-these examples were adapted from "Calvin and Hobbes" and "PrankvsPrank"
You Can Never Tell • Opuss № I