Why Doesn't The Hipster Like Rivers?
Because they're too mainstream..
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kelly
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Why Did The Hipster Burn His Mouth?
Because he ate his pizza before it was cool..
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Uh Oh, Opuss
Oh no. Opuss has a grammar mistake in it's [sic] app description!.
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