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Last night at work i leave a note in reception for the people this morning. The note. The joke note said. "coppertop (resteraunt) phoned, there's a dingo in the kitchen" I come in today. The supervisor is livid at this. Who done it? Has …

Can Nobody Take A Joke? • Opuss № I

Overheard a conversation recently about cruise ships and the recent tipping over of the Concordia, or whatever it was called Woman said to a fella who had a cruise planned that he won't be wanting to go in his cruise anymore after what hap…

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A woman I'd never met this morning asked if I knew. Ronnie. Ronnie who runs the buses. Why would I know him? And what made her think I would?

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When we go on holiday. We turn EVERYTHING off. But not the fridge? Why? Because its cold it can't catch fire? Why??

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