21 June 2012
I did this in two seconds. Just thought he deserved some praise. However, he doesn't deserve diamonds, For he'd eat them in two days!
We all love him to pieces. He's Pippin, the perfect puppy. He eats up all our quiches, But he's too cute - yippie!
He likes to bite our feet, And chew up all our shoes. He'll always nom our spare meat, Munch them fast, in twos!
Yes, our doggy likes to eat stuff. He could eat all day! But he's not very tough... He'll chase, then run away!
I know this poem's rubbish But yeah, it still says that My dog is not a fish Obviously... So yeah, that's that!
My Dog • Opuss № I