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kittykattt

Heya,I'm Kathleen and My favourite music is Scremo/Rock and Im a magical Unicorn hehe :3 (>.)>. <(^.^<).

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Trust......

Raisin cookies That look like Chocolate cookies Are the main reason I have trust issues!. D:.

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True,true :3

You love spirits,beer,mixers and wine But you never know when to decline. When your out in the town you always want more, But with one drink too many You end up on the floor. ;).

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kittykattt

Life Rules ;)

Drink Triple See Double Act Single. ;).

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kittykattt

Nightmare....

I am a nightmare.See me while you toss and turn..I am the lesson I know you'll never learn........

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kittykattt

Idek

Does anyone else here like Destery Moore. :).

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kittykattt

Narnia

Fuck this shit I'm going to Narnia.

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kittykattt

So True

If our phones fall,we panic If our friends fall,we laugh.

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kittykattt

So True

If our phones fall,we panic If our friends fall,we laugh.

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Glow In The Dark?!

Durex are making a new glow in the dark con**m. The name is "Now you see it. Now you don't!" ;).

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kittykattt

Bacon/eggs!

Bacon is bacon,Eggs are eggs.Never let a boy between your legs he'll say your cute he'll say your fine nine months later he'll say "It ain't mine!" ;).

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kittykattt

Work

I like work it fascinates me. I sit there all day and stare at it!.

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kittykattt

World

Just remember if the world didn't suck we'd all fall of!.

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kittykattt

Truth/lies

Don't hurt me with the truth but don't comfort me with lies!.

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kittykattt

Ugly People!

Don't fight with ugly people, They have nothing to lose!.

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kittykattt

Roses And Violets

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Now your with her I'm happy for you. Violets are blue,Roses are red, I'm just kidding I want her dead!.

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kittykattt

Problems!

Laugh at your problems, Everyone else does!.

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kittykattt

Can You Do Me A Favor?

Mom: Can you do me a favor. Me: Does it involve me getting up. Mom: Yes Me: Then no!.

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Love You!

I will not stop loving you,until a mute man,tells a deaf man that a blind man saw a leg-less man walk on water.

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kittykattt

Love You!

I will not stop loving you,until a mute man,tells a deaf man that a blind man saw a leg-less man walk on water.

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kittykattt

Problems!

Laugh at your problems, Everyone else does!.

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kittykattt

Roses And Violets

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Now your with her I'm happy for you. Violets are blue,Roses are red, I'm just kidding I want her dead!.

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kittykattt

Love

I never knew what Love meant until I met you!.

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kittykattt

Bored

I am Bored of Being bored because being Bored is Boring. ;).

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kittykattt

Love

I never knew what Love meant until I met you!.

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kittykattt

Bored

I am Bored of Being bored because being Bored is Boring. ;).

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kittykattt

True

I am not weird,I am unique.I am not annoying,I am just having fun!.

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