10 March 2013

I had heard of a new drug, I received it in a brown package one day, My parents warned me against it, But I listened to nothing they would say.

So I untied the twine strings holding it, Held the little box up to the light. I read the first few words, And it made me stay up all night.

I immediately got addicted, It made me see some strange things. And then two days after using it, A cat showed up at my door, playing with some string.

And it started to meow loudly, And then started to TALK! So I gave it some of my new found drug, And then I took it on a walk.

So now I can't stop taking the stuff, If I do, it's just too much of a fuss. It's a never ending word box, And the brand is called, "Opuss".

So if you ever want to be sleep deprived, Or read and write constantly during the day, Just ask me to give you some of the drug, And I'll send it, for free, towards your way.

KlaireAddicting • Opuss № I