9 February 2013
I was waiting for my turn at cashier. I was stuck in another line too long. An old woman was turning her purse inside out, And another was humming an annoying song.
Just wanted to buy you a card, For your friggin' 'happy' birthday, But when it comes to being patient, I just can't go out of my way.
The only thing the teenage boy, At the cashier was thinking of, Was the girl at the other counter, Looking at her like she was from above.
And this man was going on and on, About,"The sale price said this" crap. For goodness sake, deal with it, It's just some present wrap!
And another lady was looking, For her glasses for her eyes. And the other girl was still looking for coins, Like she'd get an "exact change" prize.
So I hope you enjoy this poem and present, Even if only a little bit. Because you see, I couldn't wait, So I guess I.... Stole it.
Birthday Shopping • Opuss № I