26 January 2013
Last night I went to Panda Garden, A lovely little place, For the delicious, steamy food, Made by the Chinese race.
And the noodles were calling me, What lovely fried rice, Chicken was my favorite, And the sauce couldn't help but entice.
So the red sauce I took, Assuming it was sweet, But let me tell you something, I wasn't in for a treat.
Flames were leaping out of my mouth, My tongue was on fire, Searing pain took over my senses, This was definitely not my desire.
So I took a swig of hot tea, That wasn't very smart... And my sister laughed and laughed, But I wasn't;on my part.
So next I drank some pop, Only made the fire hotter, There was no milk in sight, Not even life saving water!
So my mouth is still throbbing, My tongue is red as the sun, The stupid sauce is evil! My poor, poor little tongue.
Chinese Sauce • Opuss № I