11 February 2013
I was sitting in the cafe, All alone on Valentine's Day, Wanted someone to say, "I love you" but not by this way.
Just walking through the rain, When I felt a very sharp pain. It left me feeling insane, Hopping painfully down the lane.
So I looked on my backside, And I immediately tried to hide, A pink arrow, so I applied, Some medicine to my side.
I looked around and saw Cupid, Which I thought was pretty stupid, Because a big baby was a flying cherub, Or is he a Valentine's druid?
And now I'm in pain and sorrow, Because I was hit with a heart arrow. Now my bottom is aglow, And I'm still a bit loco.
A stupid little baby boy, Thought I was a love toy, Snapping his arrow I'm gonna enjoy, And his bow I'm gonna destroy.
I've Been Shot! • Opuss № I