5 January 2013
Instead of a hook, This pirate has a coat hanger hand, And he is the most feared, Pirate in all the land.
Why? Not because he sent, All the GI Joes to the plank, Or because of all the bathtub toys, He fearlessly sank.
He's holding Barbie hostage, But this isn't why he's the best. Not even because he found, A loaded treasure chest!
Not because he wears, An eyepatch on his right eye, Not for escaping from the gallows, Right before he was to die.
Even though he has built, A magnificent ship box, That's not the reason, Even though he's sly as a fox!
His paper sword is swift, Right on target too. But, This isn't the reason he's feared, Though he's gives a mighty paper cut.
And it's not because his captured chest, Or the sparkling treasure inside. It's because it's the 21st century, And all the other pirates have died.
All rights reserved. Klaire™ January 5 2013
The Last Pirate • Opuss № I