6 January 2013
I'm dreading to hear, On the door a *knock*, So I've hidden my jewelry, And hidden my socks.
The evil ones are visiting today, Some church friends of ours. And of course they're bringing their kids, Who will make me suffer for hours. ~~~~~~~~~~ OH NO! They've come! My parents run happily to the door, And I cower back waiting, For the coming onslaught and horror.
They run screaming into the room, Throwing off their shoes. They want to run races, And guess who will have to lose.
The chaos is increasing, Everything has broke out, Because the little one is crying, And her brother wants to pout.
And there's the older one, Who thinks she's so smart, And all the dad does, Is rip one and fart.
There's the normal mom, Who try's to make conversation, With her little 2-year old. On his iPhone having "fun."
There's fingers up noses, Boogers galore! And the toys that they brought, Strewn over the floor.
The four little twits, They're coming to attack! They're running toward me, One has jumped on my back!
So I'll wish the world good, And also to you, Because I'm going down, But they'll come with me too!
All rights reserved. Klaire™ January 6 2013
THEY'RE COMING! • Opuss № I