15 January 2013
From the top of my head:
Mr. Tweedledee, And Tweedledum, Were born at the same time, From the same mum.
They did the same things, And looked the same, And only had a 3-letter difference, Between their names.
Mr. Dee and Mr. Dum, Fought over a things like a spoon. And their names and friends, And if cheese made up the moon.
And how the other was annoying, Or how Dee had a big nose. They argued about anything, And everything God knows.
They go around bickering, Even in public too! They play mean pranks on people, And tie the laces on their shoes!
If one of them's not fighting, The other is complaining, They want warmth when it's cold, And sunshine when it's raining.
Mr. Cheshire Cat, Lived with the two. Always got mixed up, With who was who.
And their bickers and quarrels, Got into his head, When finally one day, The now frowning cat said:
"SHUTUP you two!" They heard the cat roar. They forgot their quarrel, And he showed them the door.
Thinking he'd forgive them, The very next day, They came back to the tree, But he made them go away.
They brought their fat selfs, Back to their old home, But the Cheshire Cat, Preferred to be alone.
They have large flat noses, With red tie bows each, Orange suspenders, And they're shaped like a peach.
So if you see some men, Who look exactly alike, And they ask you for a home, Tell them to take a hike.
But before you make them go, Give the two some rum. Make them drunk until they fall off a cliff, And that'll be the end of Tweedledee and Tweedledum.
All rights reserved. Klaire™ January 15 2013
Tweedledee And Tweedledum • Opuss № I