19 September 2012
"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, Who is the fairest of all?" Is what she said, The evil queen with the ugly head.
She sent to kill me,the huntsman, But then I found a cabin. A dirty little spot, Stinky socks, and a broken teapot.
Nobody was home, I didn't know why, So I baked a delicious pie. Maybe in return for a home that was cleaner, They would give me a bed and some shelter.
After cleaning up each small bed, I decided to rest my head. Sleeping sound, all cuddled up tight, Those lovely little men came home that night.
I woke with a start, with the dwarfs standing over me, Though at first, the top of their heads is all I could see. I explained to them of my plight, And they said,"You can stay, Snow White!"
So each day as they said their "Hi-ho's," Of to work they did go. Then one fateful day, a hag came to the door. "Look at this apple, and take a bite or more."
The juicy, red apple tasted sour and sweet, But as it turns out, it wasn't a treat. I fell down to my knees, weakening, And the old hag began to joyfully sing.
Even though you helped her with her plan, Mirror, you helped me find my man, So handsome and bright, A perfect match for me, Snow White.
Just true love's kiss (my first kiss too), Was all my prince had to do, To wake me up from my deep sleep, So that the dwarfs no longer did weep.
Even though your evil, and of you I'm full of dread, I'd like to thank you, because you helped me be wed. For if you didn't tell the queen who was the fairest, My "death" wouldn't have sent the prince on his quest.
And I'd never have gotten my first kiss either, Or that happily ever after. Though just in case, if he dumps me, You can help me make another man get down on one knee!
You On The Wall • Opuss № I