Hand Dryers
I love the hand dryers that are so powerful that they rip your skin off and simultaneously cause a power cut..
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klanny
Lanny the loctopus: the brain box. You follow me and I'll follow you
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Ideas
Does anybody have ideas I can do for my next post because I want to up my rank an make you happy Comments please.
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Skittles&lemons
When life hands you skittles, throw them at people and say taste the fricken rainbow and when life hands you lemons... You make lemon juice lemonade and throw it in their eyes.
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Wink
A wink is a blink without love. All lonely and on its own Poor little wink.
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Poems
I would like to a poem because a lot of people like them but I have no ideas or tips Please could you comment on any tips and ideas for a poem.
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More Than You Can Chew
Don't eat more than you can chew, Because then you can't swallow it, And then you start choking, And you have a drink, and then the food gets all mushy, and then you spit it out.
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Domo
I like domo and I like my wallpaper Should I change it Comment please.
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Boasting
Never boast about stuff because if you are not right it is embarrassing Advice not expierience.
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Easter
Happy Easter Yup Just happy Easter.
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Friends
When it hurts to look back and when you are scared, you can look beside you, and your best friend will be there. Friends ate like stars, you can't always see them but you know they are there.
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Invisible, Incredible, Impossible
When your down to nothing, god is up to something. The faithful see the invisible, believe the incredible then receive the impossible.
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Yourself
Be yourself because there is no one else like you Wanting to be someone else is a waste of the person you are (kurt colain).
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Standing Alone
Stand up for what is right, even if you are standing alone.
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Im-possible
Nothing is impossible, the word it self says "I'm possible!" -Audrey Hepburn.
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Winnie The Pooh
Promise me you'll always remember you're braver than you believe, stronger than you seem and smarter than you think -Winnie the pooh.
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Fail Better
Try Fail Try again Fail Fail better.
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Faces Like Yours
Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But don't worry I'll be there too Not in the cage but laughing at you.
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Birmingham
Birmingham used to be called brumagum.
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Today-Tomorrow
Be a today person because tomorrow never comes.
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Thank You
This is not anything which is supposed to be funny or a quote but a thank you to all my followers and please leave a comment if you want.
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Pringles
Just mingle Don't be a single Pringle.
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Henry Ford
If you think you can Or if you think you can't You're right.
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Hey You Over There
Hey you over there What's it like to have no hair Is it hot or is it cold I don't know cus I'm not bald.
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Mistakes
If you have never made a mistake You have learned nothing.
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Facebook Friends
You know some people say that kids are too old to have imaginary friends. They can talk, they're probably on facebook.
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Protection For Parliament
Have you seen those protective bollards outside parliament. Have you seen how small they are. They're supposed to stop explosions. The only thing they're going to do is block a dwarfs view!.
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London And The Countryside
I have thought of this and I don't mean to do anything bad If somebody from a small town is on tv everybody is happy but if it's in London everybody goes there's a bomb. Run for your lives!.
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Right-left
When nothing goes right Go left.
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