kraigwalker

I guess that's the typical response isn't it? How sad...

No Response From American Apparel • Opuss № I

- Follow to see if I get a reply - Dearest American Apparel I'm Kraig, a nineteen year old student from sunny (joke) Dundee, Scotland; and I have a question that has been bothering me for the best part of my style conscious life. What c…

An Email I Sent To American Apparel • Opuss № I

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose clothing was terribly wee. We took him to Primark, Dressed him up for a lark And now he's a star on TV

The Man From Dundee • Opuss № I

Someone out there was dum... Smart enough to "follow" me on Opuss. Living proof I am a superstar. Stuff it Gaga, there's a new bitch in town

Ha! I Am Internet Famous • Opuss № I

Being of blond hair colour and of male gender can be a difficult combination sometimes. I only recently discovered that "Blond" is one of very few words in the English language that has both a masculine and a feminine spelling - you'll noti…

Shopping For Blonds • Opuss № I

Tea Is Instant Wisdom

Opuss № I

Ouch...

A Man Walks Into A Bar • Opuss № I

I think North Korea took the quote "Stay Hungry, Stay Foolish" a little too literally...

North Korea & Steve Jobs • Opuss № I