That Lightbulb Moment

@vieromero

Girl Problems 3

Wearing high heels to a party because they make you look sexy but having to take them off because they're impossible to dance in..

@caralyons

THE BIG BANG THEORY QUOTE<3

"Howard your shoes are delightful.." "What?" "BAZINGA, i don't care!" ~Sheldon, The Big Bang Theory.

@nappzz

Key To Success

If at first you don't succeed, delete all evidence you even tried it..

@hannahholdenxo

'I'm over here in the bed, straight, you're over there.. no trousers, gay' -JP - Fresh Meat.

@georgestroud

Funny Quote

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is another question altogether..

@Noonington

"Yes, Wednesday is at that time in her life when she only has one thing on her mind." "Boys?" "Homicide." -The Addam's Family.

@Inky

Best Simpsons Quote #1

(Dr Nick Rivera is rifling through a book on the human body.) Dr Nick: "That's what we look like inside. It's disgusting!" (turns page) "Ooh... that woman swallowed a baby!".

@nappzz

Positive Thought Of The Day

When you feel that nobody loves you, Nobody cares for you, Everybody ignores you, You just have to ask yourself one question; "Am I too sexy?".