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ktwblack

21. Read as often as I can. Currently working my way up to professional photographer. <3

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ktwblack
2012-02-08T16:24:01

This is What I Remember When I'm Racing

Horsepower sells cars, torque wins races. ~Enzo Ferrari.

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ktwblack
2012-01-31T17:38:07

Here Here!!

"Our Founding Fathers would shudder to see how easily forces outside the mainstream now seem to effortlessly push some Senate leaders toward conduct the American people don't want from their elected...

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ktwblack
2012-01-31T08:23:51

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"A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than he loves himself." ~Josh Billings.

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ktwblack
2012-01-31T08:19:46

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"(The Weakest Link) is fascinating program. They ask a bunch of people questions and they keep getting rid of the dumbest person, so just the smartest person is left.

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ktwblack
2012-01-25T06:07:11

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Heaven has no Rage, like Love to Hatred turned, Nor Hell a Fury, like a Woman scorned. ~William Congreve.

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ktwblack
2012-01-22T06:26:04

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When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. ~Einstein.

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ktwblack
2012-01-19T23:43:09

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Those whom we love are often the most alien to us. ~Eldest.

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ktwblack
2012-01-19T01:09:24

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Certainly there are things in life that money can't buy, but it's very funny - Did you ever try buying them without money. ~Ogden Nash.

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ktwblack
2012-01-19T01:05:26

Genius

Design is a funny word. Some people think design means how it looks. But of course, if you dig deeper, it's really how it works. ~Steve Jobs.

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ktwblack
2012-01-12T19:15:48

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It's not about what we have, but who we have in our life that counts..

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ktwblack
2012-01-12T19:14:28

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You never know what you have until.......... you finally clean your house..

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ktwblack
2012-01-12T19:13:35

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Someday I will find my way back to where your name is written in the sand..

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ktwblack
2012-01-05T20:11:28

So True ^_^

There's no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap. ~Kevin James.

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ktwblack
2012-01-05T20:08:59

I Love B.C Quotes

Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell the name will carry. ~Bill Cosby.

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ktwblack
2012-01-04T06:35:33

Smart Man

Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. ~Albert Einstein.

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ktwblack
2011-12-30T05:38:44

Amazing Quote

To live in hearts we leave behind is not to die. ~Thomas Campbell.

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ktwblack
2011-12-27T00:21:20

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Memory lives in the heart. ~Marquise de Sevigne.

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ktwblack
2011-12-20T21:35:15

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Alcohol is the cause and the solution to many of life’s problems - Dan Castellaneta..

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ktwblack
2011-12-19T06:23:56

From Skyrim XD

I used to be an adventurer like you then I took an arrow to the knee. ~Whiterun Guard I didn't realize how big of a worldwide joke this has turned into until tonight lol.

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ktwblack
2011-12-18T21:30:38

Good Idea Lol

I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the locks, they are always locking three. ~ Boosler.

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ktwblack
2011-12-18T21:26:35

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"If you yell at a cat, you're the one who is making a fool of yourself." - ~Unknown.

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ktwblack
2011-12-16T07:50:28

Hehe

A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice. ~Bill Cosby.

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ktwblack
2011-12-15T06:26:14

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Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you are a mile away from them and you have their shoes. ~Jack Handey.

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ktwblack
2011-12-15T06:21:38

I Wonder...

Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America. ~Author Unknown.

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ktwblack
2011-12-13T21:01:22

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I hope the cat theme for this app is never replaced because it is perfect. Some people don't like cats but how is that possible. Lol. I guess I'm just the cat lady..

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ktwblack
2011-12-13T20:21:51

More Cat Quotes ^_^

There are few things in life more heartwarming than to be welcomed by a cat. - Tay Hohoff.

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ktwblack
2011-12-13T00:38:13

^_^

Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly and for the same reason. ~author unknown.

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ktwblack
2011-12-12T03:35:50

Lord Of The Rings

Not all who wander are lost. ~J.R.R Tolkien.

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ktwblack
2011-12-11T00:05:45

I'm A Sucker For Cat Quotes

"You will always be lucky if you know how to make friends with strange cats." - Colonial proverb.

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ktwblack
2011-12-08T19:49:56

Mad Cat

Sometimes I wonder if my cat gets mad at me. She opened the door, walked into my room coughed up a hairball then walked out and closed the door. Why me?.

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ktwblack
2011-12-08T18:10:22

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The difference between friends and pets is that friends we allow into our company, pets we allow into our solitude. ~Robert Brault.

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ktwblack
2011-12-08T18:07:01

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We faintly hear, we dimly see In differing phrase we pray But dim or clear, we own in Him The life, the truth, the way ~John Greenleaf Whittier.

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ktwblack
2011-12-08T07:30:10

LOLZ

Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times..

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ktwblack
2011-12-08T01:36:28

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Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit. ~Peter Ustinov.

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ktwblack
2011-12-06T20:50:37

Ohio

It's cold and snowy in Lima. Perfect setting for taking pictures, if only I could make myself go outside in the freezing temperatures. I believe a pretty snow picture is worth it. ☺.

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ktwblack
2011-12-06T20:47:20

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Memory..is the diary that we all carry about with us. ~Oscar Wilde "The importance of being being earnest".

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ktwblack
2011-12-06T00:54:54

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This seems to be the app for smart people ^_^.

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ktwblack
2011-12-05T19:11:27

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God gave us memory so that we might have roses in December. ~James M. Barrie.

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ktwblack
2011-12-03T21:09:30

<3 <3

An animals eyes have the power to speak a great language ~Martin Buber.

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ktwblack
2011-12-02T19:25:34

Lol Love This

In order to keep a true perspective of one's importance, everyone should have a dog that will worship him and a cat that will ignore him. ~Dereke Bruce.

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ktwblack
2011-12-01T22:45:25

Cat Quote

"Of all God's creatures, there is only one that cannot be made slave of the lash. That one is the cat.

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ktwblack
2011-12-01T22:01:55

Opuss

This app is amazing. Where have you been all my life. Lol Awesome idea..

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ktwblack
2011-12-01T21:49:12

English Proverb

"He that plants trees loves others besides himself.".

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ktwblack
2011-12-01T21:29:11

Skyrim

Where to start. This game is EPIC. Graphics are amazing, they will have you lost in a different world. Interaction with NPCs are a huge improvement over the previous Elder Scrolls.

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ktwblack
2011-12-01T20:58:34

<3

"Someday I hope to be as good of a person as my dog already thinks I am.".

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ktwblack
2011-12-01T20:47:50

The Fellowship of the Ring

"Do not be too eager to deal out death in judgment. Even the very wise cannot see all ends" The Lord of the Rings.

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