Sign In

ktwynne

if everything's coming you way, your in the wrong lane.

21
Stories
11
Followers

Stories by @ktwynne (21)

ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-02-10T02:49:37

Untitled

this guy at my school put 20 dollars into the vending machine to buy cheetos and he got 380 nickels back a teacher had to take him to the office bc he was crying so hard..

4 0 36 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-02-10T02:45:38

Untitled

Last night I went to Starbucks and when the guy finished my drink, he bent down and wispered, “Don’t let anyone dull your sparkle.” I just smiled and took my drink, and while I was leaving I heard...

8 0 73 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-02-10T02:45

Untitled

English Teacher: Now I want you to tell me the saddest love story you have ever encountered. Me: Well, it all began when two babies were born in a different place and time.

6 1 180 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-02-09T04:19:05

Untitled

"listen, kid. this is what happens: somebody - girl usually - got a free spirit, doesn’t get on too good with her parents. these kids, they’re like tied down helium balloons.

4 0 62 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-02-09T04:11:12

Untitled

i used to think the worst thing in life was to end up all alone. it’s not. the worst thing in life is ending up with people who make you feel all alone..

4 0 33 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-02-09T04:08:26

Untitled

oh what a nice shade of bitch you're wearing today..

10 0 10 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-01-14T01:22:37

Untitled

if it is meant to be, it will be..

2 0 9 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-01-13T21:13:46

Untitled

im the tide. we both know i can't stay..

4 0 9 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-01-13T17:45:25

Untitled

i may be ugly but... nevermind my personality sucks too..

10 1 10 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-01-06T02:43:23

Untitled

sometimes you miss the memories, not the people..

2 0 8 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-01-05T01:07:43

Untitled

i never lost a game, i just ran out of time..

2 0 11 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-01-01T18:34:55

Untitled

today is the first day of a 365 page blank book. write a good one..

2 0 15 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2013-01-01T02:04:24

Untitled

your past never defines your future..

0 0 6 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2012-12-30T00:52:04

Untitled

its too cold outside for angels to fly..

2 1 8 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2012-12-29T04:10:05

Untitled

i procrastinate so much, i'll probably procrastinate my own death & live forever..

16 2 13 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2012-12-28T22:04:57

Untitled

say "beer can" in a british accent. yep, i just taught you how to say "bacon" in a jamaican accent..

8 1 20 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2012-12-28T06:18:24

Untitled

people throw things at things that shine..

2 0 7 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2012-12-28T06:15:11

Untitled

use things, not people. love people, not things..

2 0 8 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2012-12-28T05:56:38

Untitled

we stopped checking for monsters under our bed, when we realized they were inside us..

2 0 15 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2012-12-28T01:27

Untitled

to create is to destroy. ~wreck this journal.

0 0 8 words
ktwynne
ktwynne
2012-12-27T21:19:15

Untitled

im drowning in all the love you won't accept from me anymore..

4 0 12 words