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laarns

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laarns
2012-06-12T21:08:25

Showers

“If a tree falls in the forest, can anyone hear it. If an infertile bangs her head against the wall in a bathroom at a baby shower, can anyone hear her?”.

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laarns
2012-06-12T20:39:36

Let's Dance

“Life isn’t about trying to weather the storm. It’s about learning to dance in the rain.”.

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laarns
2012-06-12T20:35:41

Even God's Not Perfect

“Nature has got it all wrong: When you are younger, it should be harder to get pregnant, and as you get older it should be easier. When you are so ready, you can’t do it to save your life.

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laarns
2012-06-01T23:32:19

The Crazy Ones

Here’s to the crazy ones. The misfits. The rebels. The troublemakers. The round pegs in the square holes. The ones who see things differently. They’re not fond of rules.

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laarns
2012-05-12T12:05:33

Be Happy

“Grab your coat, and get your hat, Leave your worry on the doorstep Just direct your feet, To the sunny side of the street.” Dorothy Fields.

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laarns
2012-05-06T10:17

Bittersweet

Cause it's a bittersweet symphony this life ... The Verve.

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laarns
2012-05-03T23:50:29

Get On With It

The past few months have been a struggle. Some things are not just meant to be. I guess life has to go on. It does not mean we don't grieve , we have to grieve or else it's not normal.

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laarns
2012-05-03T23:25:09

Me Myself And I Come First

“Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life. Don't be trapped by dogma - which is living with the results of other people's thinking.

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laarns
2012-05-03T14:18:27

Respect Thy Neighbor

My next door neighbor wants to BAN all GUNS... Their house is not Armed. Out of RESPECT for their opinions I will NOT use my GUNS to protect them. (haha).

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laarns
2012-05-02T11:32:24

Keep Writing

Writing is the best way to talk without being interrupted. Anonymous.

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laarns
2012-05-02T11:30:30

One Hour Photo

“If you look like your passport photo, you’re too ill to travel.” – Will Kommen.

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laarns
2012-05-02T11:29:20

Finding Ur Way

“Not all those who wander are lost.” – J. R. R. Tolkien.

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laarns
2012-04-30T12:02:06

The Waiting Game

“if pain must come, may it come quickly. because i have a life to live, and i need to live it in the best possible. if he has to make a choice, may he make it now.

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laarns
2012-04-30T10:34:03

Bring On The Rain ☔

Weather is a great metaphor for life - sometimes it's good, sometimes it's bad, and there's nothing much you can do about it but carry an umbrella. Terri Guillemets.

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laarns
2012-04-30T08:10:02

Weirdness

“We’re all a little weird. And life is weird.

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laarns
2012-04-30T00:10:48

Grow Up Yo!!

A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life. Muhammad Ali.

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laarns
2012-04-29T23:32:08

Laugh More Or Kiss More

I believe in pink. I believe that laughing is the best calorie burner. I believe in kissing, kissing a lot. I believe in being strong when everything seems to be going wrong.

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laarns
2012-04-29T23:27:31

Go With The Flow

“I have come to accept the feeling of not knowing where I am going. And I have trained myself to love it.

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laarns
2012-04-28T08:21:42

21 Things I Want In A Lover

Do you derive joy when someone else succeeds. Do you not play dirty when engaged in competition. Do you have a big intellectual capacity but know that it alone does not equate to wisdom.

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laarns
2012-04-27T13:07:18

Screw You

May The Fleas Of A Thousand Camels Infest The Crotch Of The Person That Screws Up Your Day And May Their Arms Be Too Short To Scratch Anonymous (just have to share haha certainly made my day).

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laarns
2012-04-27T13:03:28

Screw You

May the fleas of a thousand camel.

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laarns
2012-04-27T07:41:49

Overanalyzing

“You can spend minutes, hours, days, weeks, or even months over-analyzing a situation; trying to put the pieces together, justifying what could've, would've happened...

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laarns
2012-04-26T23:26:52

Hopeful

Far away there in the sunshine are my highest aspirations. I may not reach them but I can look up and see their beauty, believe in them, and try to follow them. Louisa May Alcott.

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laarns
2012-04-26T22:26:51

Grateful

Amigas for their ears and support Sisters for keeping me grounded Work for keeping me sane Steve Jobs for the iPhone Most of all my ever dear Hubby for the gift of love.

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laarns
2012-04-26T06:43:19

Thank You Steve Jobs

I'll always stay connected with Apple. I hope that throughout my life I'll sort of have the thread of my life and the thread of Apple weave in and out of each other, like a tapestry.

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laarns
2012-04-25T14:47:13

Read And Learn Boys

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons. Homer Simpson.

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laarns
2012-04-25T14:46:05

Work For It

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet. They're about to announce the lottery numbers. Homer Simpson.

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laarns
2012-04-25T14:45:03

All U Need Is Love

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires. We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love. Homer Simpson .

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laarns
2012-04-25T12:35:01

Under Pressure

Queen and David Bowie Under Pressure Lyrics Performed by Queen Review The Song (143) Send "Under Pressure" Ringtone to your Cell Mm ba ba de Um bum ba de Um bu bu bum da de Pressure pushing down...

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laarns
2012-04-25T12:02:40

Keeping Faith

Challenges come so we can grow and be prepared for things we are not equipped to handle now.

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laarns
2012-04-25T11:59:37

Sausage Rolls

Ingredients - 500g/1lb 2oz ready-made puff pastry - plain flour, for dusting - 1 free-range egg, beaten - 8 herby sausages (the best you can afford), cut in two - salt and freshly ground black...

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laarns
2012-04-25T11:57:56

An Optimist I Am

“A pessimist sees the difficulty in every opportunity; an optimist sees the opportunity in every difficulty.” Winston Churchill.

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laarns
2012-04-25T11:56:39

Live Life!!

“Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours” Swedish Proverb quotes.

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laarns
2012-04-25T11:55:34

Be Better

“You have to learn the rules of the game. And then you have to play better than anyone else.” Albert Einstein.

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laarns
2012-04-19T23:49:52

Born This Way

A true man never frets about his place in the world, but just slides into it by the gravitation of his nature, and swings there as easily as a star. Edwin Hubbel Chapin.

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laarns
2012-04-19T23:45:33

Mood Swings

“I have the choice of being constantly active and happy or introspectively passive and sad. Or I can go mad by ricocheting in between.” ― Sylvia Plath.

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laarns
2012-04-17T21:57:53

Happy Birthday Avril

“And in the end, it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years.” luca Abraham Lincoln.

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laarns
2012-04-16T22:19:39

Advice

“A word to the wise ain't necessary, it's the stupid ones who need the advice.” Bill Cosby.

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laarns
2012-04-16T22:09:44

Just Laugh

“Through humor, you can soften some of the worst blows that life delivers. And once you find laughter, no matter how painful your situation might be, you can survive it.” Bill Cosby.

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laarns
2012-04-16T22:07:14

Thank You

"If the only prayer you said in your whole life was, "thank you," that would suffice." --Meister Eckhart.

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laarns
2012-04-16T21:37:09

Should Have Left Her Alone

Shamus asked Paddy how he got his black eye.

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laarns
2012-04-16T21:36:55

Should Have Left Her Alone

Shamus asked Paddy how he got his black eye.

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laarns
2012-04-15T22:10:23

Sadness

Bad things do happen; how I respond to them defines my character and the quality of my life.

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laarns
2012-04-15T22:06:25

Don't Worry Be Happy

Even if happiness forgets you a little bit, never completely forget about it. ~Jacques Prévert.

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laarns
2012-04-14T23:39:33

Women Rule - Even Bob Dylan Approves

“I think women rule the world and that no man has ever done anything that a woman either hasn't allowed him to do or encouraged him to do.” ― Bob Dylan.

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laarns
2012-04-14T23:36:36

25 Rules For Women (made By Men)

1. SportsCenter starts at 11:00 PM and runs an hour. This is a great time to pay bills, put laundry in the dryer or talk to your sister. 2.

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laarns
2012-04-14T22:18:32

Welcome

Welcome back Miss AMS.

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laarns
2012-04-14T21:53:28

Untitled

Hello world :).

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laarns
2012-04-14T08:07:52

Braised Pork belly

Japanese Braised Pork Belly (Buta no kakuni) Serves 4 1 tablespoon peanut or vegetable oil 1 pound pork belly, cubed 1 tablespoon minced ginger 1/4 cup sliced scallions, white and greens...

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laarns
2012-04-13T23:26:30

Women

They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken. ~Author Unknown ( poor man can't even pen his name .. The PMS must have been that bad haha).

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laarns
2012-04-13T23:04:05

Women

What if there were no women in the world?. Bob marley answred: No woman no cry .

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laarns
2012-04-13T23:03:29

Women

What if there were no women in the world?. Bob marley answred: No woman no cry .

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laarns
2012-04-12T21:23:01

Thoughts 4

Life is one big road with lots of signs. So when you riding through the ruts, don't complicate your mind. Flee from hate, mischief and jealousy. Don't bury your thoughts, put your vision to reality.

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laarns
2012-04-12T21:18:17

Thoughts 3

We are shaped by our thoughts; we become what we think. When the mind is pure, joy follows like a shadow that never leaves. Buddha .

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laarns
2012-04-12T21:14:32

Thoughts 2

Still contemplating ......

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laarns
2012-04-12T21:12:13

Thoughts

Contemplating .... Hmmmm.

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laarns
2012-04-12T10:04:38

Living Freely

"I don't believe in guilt, I believe in living on impulse as long as you never intentionally hurt another person, and don't judge people in your life.

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laarns
2012-04-12T10:00:21

Untitled

A man's own good breeding is the best security against other people's ill manners. Lord Chesterfield.

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laarns
2012-04-11T21:55:10

Safety Rope

Safety Rope I can only speak for those that do not know me, I can only write the words that would not show me, I will never quite explain what I’ve been doin’. Mick Flannery.

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laarns
2012-04-11T20:41:52

Untitled

I've worked hard to get what little self-esteem I have , I refuse to let you take it from me.

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laarns
2012-04-11T20:32:17

Being Different

If being sane means there is something wrong with being different...I'd rather be completely fucking mental. Angelina Jolie.

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laarns
2012-04-11T14:59:26

Florence And The Machine

Regrets collect like old friends. Here to relive your darkest moments. I can see no way, I can see no way. And all of the ghouls come out to play. And every demon wants his pound of flesh.

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laarns
2012-04-11T14:26:51

Pil Pil (yum!!)

Ingredients 1 kg medium sized uncooked prawns or shrimps 100ml olive oil 3 tablespoons of butter 3 garlic cloves, chopped roughly 1/2 teaspoon paprika 1/2 teaspoon salt 1/4 teaspoon of dried chilli...

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laarns
2012-04-11T14:15:12

Dalai Lama

Old friends pass away, new friends appear. It is just like the days. An old day passes, a new day arrives. The important thing is to make it meaningful: a meaningful friend -- or a meaningful day.

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laarns
2012-04-11T07:23:41

Original Of A Species

“Be yourself; everyone else is already taken.” Oscar Wilde.

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laarns
2012-04-11T07:20:08

Nobody

Who is rich. He that is content. Who is that. Nobody. Benjamin Franklin.

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laarns
2012-04-11T07:17:13

Wants

You can't always get what u want ... If we do what's our sense of purpose.

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laarns
2012-04-11T07:14:29

Understanding Women Is A Virtue

Women are like tricks by sleight of hand, Which, to admire, we should not understand. --WILLIAM CONGREVE.

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laarns
2012-04-11T07:09:47

Hopeful

I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. That dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience.

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laarns
2012-04-11T07:06:14

Thoughts

“The mind entertains one thought at a time, and only one. Why fight it?” — Steve Chandler.

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laarns
2012-04-11T07:00:50

Happy

“When I am happy, I see the happiness in others. When I am depressed, I notice that people’s eyes look sad. When I am weary, I see the world as boring and unattractive.” — Steve Chandler.

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laarns
2012-04-10T22:14:54

Time

So little time and so much to do.

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laarns
2012-04-10T14:15:56

Banana Bread

Ingredients 1 cup banana, mashed 1 cup sugar 2 pieces raw eggs 1/2 cup cooking oil 1 tsp teaspoon salt 1 tsp vanilla essence 1 1/2 cups all purpose flour 1 tsp baking soda Cooking Procedure Combine...

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laarns
2012-04-10T12:39:32

Untitled

Guess there are times when we all need to share a little pain. And ironing out the rough spots. Is the hardest part when memories remain. And it's times like these when we all need to hear the radio.

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laarns
2012-04-10T09:51:03

Anger

A wonderful emotion to get things moving when one is stuck is anger. It was anger more than anything else that had set me off, roused me into productivity and creativity. Mary Garden.

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