12 October 2012
Hello, you probably don't know me. But hopefully soon you will. This is just a basic letter on introducing myself to you. You see my guy is kinda shy and is worried you'll over react. But to be honest if I may say, I really love your son. It's odd this relationship, as we kinda have swapped sides. I'm more scared in meeting you than him meeting mine. Please don't let him know about this short, random letter. He'll probably ask me why I sent it and that I'm a nutter. But really all I mean is good. And that is all I want. But your son is such a scaredy cat so I'm doing it myself. Thank you for reading this letter and I hope you'll understand. But please just let him know, that you really, don't mind. But if you do don't bother and send an angry complaint reply. I'd like to know what is wrong with us, being in love from overseas. Oh god he's gonna hate me when he finds out about this letter. But anyway,
Yours sincerely,
Alannah, Your sons lover.
A Love Letter to His Parents • Opuss № I