laurenrichens
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I really don't care...
People cant change the truth... But the truth can change people
Sadness touches everyone. Even the ones who shouldn't be sad.
Day by day nothing seems to change, but when you look back everything is different.
The happiest people don't have the best of everything, they make the best of everything.
Im never shocked when people let me down nowadays. I just hate the fact that I put myself in a position to be let down in the first place.
Music is my life... ... And the lyrics are my story
When I was 5 years old, my mum always told me that happiness was the key to life. When I went to school, they asked me what I wanted to be when I grew up. I wrote down "happy". They told me I didn't understand the assignment and I told them…
I dont believe in coincidence or luck. I belive in God
Everyone wants happiness... ...nobody wants pain... ...but you cant have a rainbow without any rain..
:'( Don't cry because its over, : ) smile because it happened.
One boy... ... Thousand feelings
There are things we don't want to happen but have to accept, things we don't want to know but have to learn, and people we cant live without but have to let go.
When someone asks if you're okay, and you just say you are; because you don't want to tell them why you're not ...
They say that Hate is a strong word, but so is Love; so don't just say it to mess people around.
Imagine what life would be like if the whole internet crashed... ...People running through streets, shouting 'whats the answer?' (and then shouting YAHOO when they find the answer). People on Facebook will be roaming the streets as they now…
Friend: Your parents are so nice! Me: No, only cos you are here...
Mum: "GO TO YOUR ROOM!!" Child:"What, the place where my T.V, comfy bed and my phone is? Okayy"
Im okay with maths, but not when then alphabet is involved >.<
Never trust a man in a wheelchair with dirty shoes.
You have 10 fish, 5 drown, 3 come back to life. How many fish do you have? Stop counting smart one. Fish can't drown .
God gave you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear and two eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? Probably because he wants you to look for the the other one…
One leg out- perfect; until the demon from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall.
Who ever says words cant hurt you, obviously hasn't ever been hit in the face with a dictionary!
Who are you to judge the life I live? I know I'm not perfect and I don't live to be-but before you start pointing fingers, make sure your hands are clean...
Enjoy the little things in life...for one day you'll look back and they were the big things.
Never try playing leapfrog with a unicorn!!!
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.....
Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment & make it perfect...
I do 5 sit-ups every morning. No, it doesn't sound like much, but there's only so many times you can press the snooze button.
Hey Starbucks. If you gotta name your drinks with stupid language, don't roll your eyes when I order a gitchy gitchy yaya yaya mocha choca latte ya ya...
Did you hear about the Australian who received a new boomerang for his birthday? He spent a week trying to throw the old one away.
If robbers ever broke into my house and searched for money, I'd just laugh and search with them :D
I don’t always lose my phone but when I do its always on silent :)
Life doesn't always end with a happy ending...
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Blond walks into a PC world looking for curtains, Man said "you don't need curtains for a PC" blond said" but mine has windows and i don't want someone looking in."
Life stops when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing.
Oi, don't old people have big ears?
... If monkeys eat too many unripe bananas their tongues will turn green : D aha
Y.O.L.O=You Only Live once! But what about my cat? Nine lives huh? Y.O.L.O.E.I.Y.A.C=You Only Live Once Except If Your A Cat :D
That annoying moment when you get a text, but you cant remember what you said before. >.<
People change an things go wrong, but always remember...life goes on <3
When you go to look at a house and the estate is like "this is the bathroom" And Im like "really, I didn't notice!"
iS"clEan,iNG hEr% Ke?yPAd
You speak to me with words and I look at you with feelings.
Believe in your heart… Follow your dreams… Never give up… Learn what it means.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Wishes life came with a REW ◄◄ PLAY ►PAUSE ▌▌STOP █ FF ►►
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.
Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
Some people say man is the most dangerous animal on the planet. Obviously those people have never met an angry cat.
I'm Just A Girl. I Love Being Called Pretty, But I'll Never Believe It. I'm Not Always Right, But I Hate Admitting I'm Wrong. I'm Almost Always Smiling, But It's Not Always Real. I Can Be Read Like An Open Book, But Hide So Much. I Work Har…
Appreciate everything you have, because one day you could loose it all.
Brunette:I'll be the first brunette to step on Mars. Ginger:And I'll be the first ginger to step on Venus. Blonde:Well I'll be the first blonde to step on the Sun! Brunette:But… you'll burn! Blonde:Don't be stupid, i'll go at night!
The definition of 'beautiful' does not require the word 'skinny'.
That awkward moment when you're trying to be totally serious but something makes you laugh! :P
Never cry for that person who doesn't know the value of your tears…
"Incorrect email or password".... .... Tell me which one then
I hate it when I see someone I know in the supermarket and they are like "hey what are you doing here" and I'm just like "Oh yeh, I'm just hunting elephants"
Atleast once in your life you've tried to drink out of a bowl like a dog :D
Girl 1:Omg! you're so pretty Girl 2:Aww, thankyou! So are you! Boy 1:Dude. You're handsome! Boy 2:Are you gay?
When my friend comes over: Rule no1; I'm player 1
I miss the days when homework was just colouring...
I wonder what my dog would say if he could talk? o.O
Stick with the friends who saw you when no one else did.
Play the moments Pause the memories Stop the pain Rewind the happiness
Like if you've ever pushed a door that says pull :D
That really annoying moment when you're sat in the cinema, waiting for the film to start and then a human giraffe comes and sits in front of you.
I hate it when I forget to press 'send' and I'm sat there like an idiot waiting for a reply!
Teacher: "You owe me 5 minutes of your lunch time!" Student: "Yeah? You owe me 6 years of my life!".
Mum: "GO TO YOUR ROOM!!" Child:"What, the place where my T.V, comfy bed and my phone is? Okayy"
If everytime I called out "MUM", I gave her a single penny. She would be a millionaire, and I wouldn't have any.
If you have anything to say, say it to my face. Im sorry, but I haven't taught my back to talk yet!
That awkward moment when you something in a safe place so you don't lose and then you forget where that safe place is.
When I was little, I faked being asleep so I'd get carried to bed.
*phone vibrates at home* =you can barely hear it. *phone vibrates at school* =fucking earthquake!
That moment when you see your best friend talking to some you don't like! :o
My parents assume every person I talk to is my boyfriend!!
You only live once, but if you work it out right, once is enough. <3
I got banned from Waterstones today for moving all the 'Caution - Wet Floor' signs to the '50 Shades of Grey' shelf.
I've just bought a border collie.The one I already had wasn't bored enough.
Everything is so much funnier when you're not aloud to laugh :D
The best things in life are FREE …. Family, Friends, Smiles, Hugs, Kisses, Love, Sleep, Good Memories.
I love those random memories that make me smile no matter what is going on in my life right now.
WHEN WORDS FAIL, MUSIC SPEAKS!
Wikipedia-i know everything! Google-i have everything! Facebook-i know everybody! Internet-without me, you are all nothing. Electricity-keep talking, b*tches.
I wish i could record my dreams and watch them later.
Teacher: "why are you talking during my lesson?" Student: "why are you teaching during my conversation?"
Eventually all the pieces fall in to place, Until then, Laugh at the confusion, Live for the moment And realise that everything happens for a reason
People say "dont slip on that banana" but i have never actually seen anyone fall over a banana skin!!
Today, I saw a commercial for the Snuggie. I thought it was stupid idea, but I couldn’t change the channel because I was under a blanket and I didn’t want my arms to get cold…
Don't wait for the perfect moment...Take the moment & make it perfect...
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.
Let the sun shine...
“There would be nothing to frighten you if you refused to be afraid." >>Gandhi<<
While you're busy trying to fit in, i'm going to stand out. >>Wiz Kallifa<<
When you're talking to someone and you don't understand them you're like "what, pardon, ahhh, yeah"
says that life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets, so love the people who treat you right and forget about the ones who don't.
You can turn off the sun, but I'm still gonna shine!
So what we get drunk, So what we smoke weed, We're just having fun, We don't care who see's...
I love you like a fat kid likes cake :D
It's been hard to get over my addiction to the hokey cokey but I've turned myself around and that's what it's all about
I just found bacteria growing on my chocolate bar.I guess there is Life on Mars.
World hunger is getting ridiculous. There's more fruit in my shampoo than there is in an African village.
I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn't do it anymore.
This morning on the way to work I drove into the back of a car, at some lights, whilst not really paying attention.The driver got out and he was a dwarf.He said, "I'm not happy."I replied, "Well, which one are you then?"
Don't go for looks, they can deceive. Don't go for wealth, even that fades away. Go for someone who makes you smile because it takes only a smile to make a dark day, seem bright.
In the end, it's not going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away.
Saying "I'm almost there" even though you haven't even left the house yet :D
I always regret leaving my phone on "Silent" when i cant find it.
Sometimes you have to hold you head up high, blink away the tears, and say goodbye.
I was in holiday in Spain and I went for a walk in the forest. whilst I was there, I saw a fox in the bushes. So i screamed "swiper no swiping" it worked, the fox had ran away!!
Girls spend the first 10 years of their life playing with barbie, and the next 10 years trying to look like one!
Yesterday i set my Wifi name to "hack me if you can". Today is said "challenge accepted" :)
When your texting someone and all they text back is "cool" i feel like; Why do i even bother?
Guys, don't worry what anyone says, I'm gonna live my life to the extreme! Y.0.L.0
Im a teenager, i text at the speed of light, i listen to my music too loud, i roll my eyes, fall in love easily and get my heart broken.
That awkward moment when someones screaming your name and you end up feeling like an idiot because you find them :D
That sad moment when you see a random hot boy, and you never will see him again. :( hah
Hate texting someone a whole paragraph and only getting a one word reply!
That awesome moment when you're smarter than your teacher :D
Im old enough to know better, but still young enough to try and get away with it anyway.
Thinks a toaster should have some indication when its going to pop without scaring the **** outta me when it does!!
*3am phone call* "are you asleeep?" "no, i'm skydiving."
Dont pack up We still have 26seconds of class left Hate teachers that do this
Distance doesn't matter... If two hearts are loyal to eachother <3
I think a lot, but I don't say much...
*phone falls* Damn, are you okay phone? *friend falls* HAHAHA!
If couples who are in love are called love birds, then couples who argue should be called angry birds.
Is colour blind and is trying to solve a rubiks cube, this could take a while
Just got a coupon in the post: Buy one sock and get the other one FREE (only whilst socks last)
I went to the book store the other day to buy 'wheres wally' I couldn't find it anywhere.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow, Learn as if you were to live forever. --Ghandi--
God have you two legs to walk, two hands to hold, two ears to hear an two eyes to see. But why did he only give you one heart? Probably because he wants you to find the other one.
WHO THE HELL TOOK MY... Oh, here it is
Love is like the wind, you can't see it, But you can always feel it <3
That awkward moment when you walk out of the toilets with a pieces of toilet paper stuck on your foot!
Im very proud, I just finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the box said 2-4years :D
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs aren't happy.
I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on ebay.
Another month. Another year. Another smile. Another tear. Another winter another summer too. But there will never be another you.
You'll never become old and wise; if you aren't young and crazy.
Treat life like a dog.. If you cant eat it, sleep on it, or hump it, piss on it and walk away.
Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is a gift, thats why its the present.
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the up button.
I was standing in the park wondering why frisbees got bigger as they get closer. Then it hit me.
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!
When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?
I hate people who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
I sometimes go to my own little world, but that's okay, they know me there.
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
When you're stood waiting in a cue and the person at the till says "can I help you" and i feel like saying "nope, I've just stood here 15 minutes waiting to say Hi"
That annoying moment when your sat in the cinema and that human giraffe comes and sits in front of you.
You speak to me with words and I look at you with feelings!
Be weird. Be random. Be who you are. Because you never know who will love the person you hide.
Believe in your heart… Follow your dreams… Never give up… Learn what it means.
Hate Mondays. Annoy Tuesday. Ignore Wednesday. Smile Thursday. Enjoy Friday. Love Saturday. Damn Sunday.
Just because I smile all the time, it doesn't mean that my life is perfect!
Checking your phone to see what time it is, and checking it again because the first time you weren't playing attention ;)
I hate the people that comment on everything I do, its my life and i'll live it the way I want to
DearLOL, Thanks for being there for me when things get awkward. Sincerely, I have nothing else to say.
never play leapfrog with a unicorn !!
We should all start to live before we get too old. fear is stupid, and so are regrets.
When you look at the one you love, and he is already staring at you :D
I think we've made a perfect crime, i have stolen your heart and you have stolen mine!
Its nice to be important, but important to be nice...
Im more afraid of life than death.
Birds don't fly, without my permission.
Always talk to God, never listen to the cops.
Never tell me the sky's the limit, when theres footprints on the moons
Y. O. L. O = You Obviously Love Oreos :)
So, i turned my phone onto "airplane mode" and threw it up into the air. Worst transformer ever!
Whenever i fall over in public, i dont care if im hurt. I just hope nobody saw x
I love your eyes, but I love mine more... Because without mine, i wouldn't see yours<3
People will hate you, rate you, shake you, and break you. But how strong you stand is what makes you.
I said maybe... you're gonna be the one that saves me
Look for the girl with the broken smile... ...Ask her if she wants to stay a while.... ...And she will be loved
The awkward moment when you *pushed* a door that says *pull*
I dont trust anyone Even the DEVIL was once an ANGEL
Instantly smiling when the person you wanted to text you, texts you :D
The best makeup a girl could ever wear is a smile :D
I want to create a Facebook account named "No one" Then I can like peoples statuses and it will say "No one likes it" :D
When people ask me 'plz' because its shorter than 'please', i answer 'no' because its shorter than 'yes'.
If the world really ends in 2012, I've just wasted my whole life in school. Lovely-.-
That little dance that your thumbs do when you don't know how to answer a text
Young enough to know i can, old enough to know i shouldn't, stupid enough to do it anyway.
Pressing the elevator button a million times, thinking it will make it come faster.
When your Mum thinks you have an attitude with her but all you did was answer her questions.
I remember when staying up until midnight was hard to do, now its a bad habit.
I fell in love with a monster, he has a black heart
I don't care if my rooms messy, all that matters is that i have a path from my door to my bed ;)
I don't have anything to hide, I just don't like people looking through my phone!
A fake smile can hide millions of tears :(
K <--- conversation killer
I act like I don't care, but deep inside IT HURTS <3
You could be somebody that I used to know! X
You can be the peanut butter to my jelly, you can be the butterflies I feel in my belly...
You just have to cry when there's nothing else you can do...
For every laugh, there's a smile. For every tear, there's a river x
Find the angel and fly to heaven; beware of the devil before you're thrown down to hell.
Somewhere, over the rainbow...
Happy fathers day, to all the great dads out dads out there :D much love xx
When my headphones go in, I automatically think I'm in a music video.
I don't need a boyfriend, I've got Cookies!
If a girl from iceland and a guy from cuba have a kid. Will he be an icecube?
Love has 4 letters, but so does Hate; Friends has 7 letters, but so does Enemies; Truth has 5 letters, but so does Lying.
Boys think of girls like books; if the cover doesn’t catch their eyes, they won’t even bother to read what’s inside.
You dont have to like me, I'm not a Facebook status ;)
your makeup looks like uve been gangbanged by crayola!
Studies have shown that 100% of people who sneezed have ended up dying
I don't have a dog, that's why I eat my own homework.
Who ever invented the "copy and paste" has saved many hours of my life.
Old meaning of sorry. "I won't do it again." New meaning of sorry. "Damn I got caught, next time I need to be more careful."
People are obsessed with the front seat of the car but when you get in a bus, you go straight to the back :D
My mum knows a lot, but granma knows everything...
U smile (: I smile :)
God is a Dj Life is a dance floor Love is the rhythm You are the music
You are my sunshine My only sunshine ;)
When I'm king. You'll be the first against the wall
This heart will start a riot in me x
Don't even look in his eyes, he'll tell you nothing but lies
For very situation, there is a suitable line from a song <3
When somebody says act natural. Everyone acts out the most strangest pose in the world :D
All I gotta do is act natural
You look so innocent But the guilt in your voice Gives you away.
Life goes on, Days get brighter x
I know the difference between myself and my reflection.
Everytime you smile I smile And Everytime you shine I'll shine for you
I swear my brain is 70% song lyrics!
They say that what doesn't kill us makes us who we are
With every kiss and every hug, you make me fall in love...
God is in my head, but the devil is in my pants
"If you can't laugh at yourself, make fun of other people."
" Nothing hurts more than realizing he meant everything to you, but you meant nothing to him."
Its hard to forget someone who gave you so much to remember :(
Sometimes you just can't please everybody x.
Smile and let the world know!
My dog just took 'me' for a nice walk down the park.
When the estate agent thinks your totally dumb when walkin round a house. "this is the bathroom" "yeah, I know"
A man comes up to me and says "can you please not stand in front of the fire door" "if Theres a fire I won't just be standing here, you idiot, I'll be running with everyone else!"
Excuse me, do you know where the station is? Ermm, do you know where the garage is? No, I'm the one that is lost!
Why do pigeons act all freaking hard when they are in a gang?
Whenever I go to a hotel, I always steel the soap and shampoo x
When someone ask if I got any spare change, I say "no I have just the right amount thanks"
Bus drivers have to be kept behind a piece of glass so he can't attack the passengers x
The person who always sing happy birthday really dramatically!
My mum always talks to dead people. Eh?
Why is it on every tv it says a reason for why you need to buy something 'because your worth it'
If ever you want to change your password, change it to 'forgotten your password' then whenever you do forget it, your computer will say 'forgotten your password'
How do you unpop your ears? x
I swear, the other day I bought a packet of peanuts, and on the packet it said “may contain nuts.” Well, fucking YES! That’s what I bought the buggers for! You’d be pissed off if you opened it and a socket set fell out!
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' He gave me a kite.
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one - and let the other one off.
A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: ''Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen!'' The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: ''The driver just insulted me!'' The man…
People say that there are plenty more fishes in the sea;what if you want a turtle? x
A laugh is a smile that bursts.
Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever >>Gandhi<<
Im sorry if you don't agree. But the other day I was walking my Dog (Oscar) when a Staffie nearly injured him. I really don't like Staffies as many other dogs have been hurt, and some even killed. I really think that th…
If you want to create greatness, stop asking for permission!
I like people too much. Or not at all <3
When the power of love, overcomes the love of power. There will be peace x
As soon as you trust yourself... …You'll know how to live
If you only work on the days where you feel good, you won't get much done in life.
I’m lovesick and I’m Sick of this love game, I’m tired of hearing I’m the one to blame, I’m sick of you telling me to go and get dressed, As if I’m the man your here to impress.
Where is the love...
The best moment is when you stare at the one you love; the even better moment is when he is already staring at you :)
If only all things in life brought happiness.
Sometimes tears are the only way you can show how you're feeling :(
Don't you love it when your iPod about to fall, but your earphones save its life?
No really, how do you get to Sesame Street?
Computer, if I knit you a sweater, will you stop freezing?
ViDeO gAmEs RuInEd My LiFe. GoOd ThInG i HaVe TwO eXtRa LiVeS.
My dream is not of the future, it is of the past x
When words fail...Music speaks.
It's my life ad I'll live it as I choose.
Do what makes you happy, Be with who makes you smile, Laugh as much as you can breathe, And love as long as you can live x
Sick of crying, Tired of trying, Yeah I'm smiling, But inside I'm dying
I can do what I want and nobody is going to stop me!
Thanks to everyone who has got me to rank 4. I'll keep the opusses coming! Lauren x
That language you make you make up when you touch something hot!
Blanket on- hot. Blanket off- cold. One leg out- perfect; until the demon from paranormal activity grabs it and drags you down the hall.
Whenever I see a calendar, I go to my birthday month to see what picture it is!
Saying your almost there even though you haven't left the house yet.
Awesome weather for little ducks.
Don't leave something good to find something better. Once you realise you had the best, the best has found better.
Is colour blind and trying to solve a rubiks cube... this could take a while...
I'm very proud. I finished a jigsaw in 6 months and the box said 2-4 years.
Jus received a coupon in the mail: Buy one sock, get one FREE! While socks last
Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarfs are not happy.
I went to the book store the other day to to buy 'wheres wally' I couldn't find it anywhere x
I didn't lose my mind, I just sold it on eBay!
There was a girl who was soo skinny that when she swallowed a meatball, she thought she was pregnant :D
When your in class and miss shouts out your name and you are like "heyy"
Roses are red Violet are blue The best place for you Is with the monkey on the zoo
I really don't want to go to school today!
When life gives you lemons, make lemonade xOx
I want one moment in time When I'm more than I thought I could be When all of my dream are a heartbeat away.
A teacher saw one of his students sleeping. He said to another student to wake him up. Another student: Sir, you put him to sleep, so you better wake him up.
What is a four letter word, name for a woman, an ends in 'unt' ? aunt!!!
The moment when you walk out of the toilet with a piece of toilet roll attached to your foot x
My dog is led on the floor like a huge sausage!!!
I'm a little yellow fish in the deep blue sea x
A real friend, is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out!
I smile because I have no idea what's goin on x
Everybody want to be happy, nobody wants to be in pain. But you can't have a rainbow, without any rain x
When things don't go right... Go left
When things don't go right... Go left
Everything good in life is either bad, illegal or fattening!
To be old and wise. You first have to be young and stupid x
Baby you light up my world like nobody else x
Love is like the wind, You can't see it, But you can feel it x
The best feeling is when you look at him & he is already stating at you x
Sometimes you have to run away, just to see who will come after you.
People haven't always been there for me but music always has!
Humor is just another defense against the universe x
Smile and let the world know xox
That awkward moment when you realise there's no toilet paper x
"I had a dream about you" Really "yeah, you died"
Everything is funnier when your not allowed to laugh x
When I look in the mirror, I don't even recognise myself, Got the heart of a winner, But looking back at me is someone else, No regrets, no regrets, No point in crying over yesterday!
Live with no excuses and love with no regrets x
Advice is what we ask for when we already know the answer but wish we didn't
Count your age by friends, not years. Count your life by smiles, not tears. --John Lennon
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.
Be who you are and say what you feel because those who mind don't matter and those who matter don't mind. Dr. Seuss
You only live once, but if you work it right, once is enough.
Life isn't about waiting for the storm to pass, it's about learning to dance in the rain
My life Your life Their life Our life
If the world was a cookie I would eat it all up
A smile is the only makeup a girl needs to wear x
You can do anything, but not everything!
Life Is Freaking Evil
I support stfc like if you agree
Rugby is my life dudes
I have a bad habit at laughing at inappropriate moments :)
Another month. Another year. Another smile. Another tear. Another winter another summer too. But there will never be another you.
"WHo THE HELL TOOK MY... oh here it is" x
Saying someone is ugly, Doesn't make you prettier
God gave u 2 legs to walk.2 hands to hold. 2 ears to hear. 2 eyes to see. But why did he give u only 1 Heart? Probably because He wants you to look for the other.
True fact: 739104482916499371047391748174058210427505028 You didnt read that number x
decided to burn lots of calories today so I set a fat kid on fire!
I don't have a dog, that's why I eat my own homework.
- MY BRAIN: 5% names, 3% phone numbers, 2% stuff I should know for school, 90% song lyrics.
+ TV ♥ + Internet ♥ + No School ♥ + Friends ♥ + Rain ♥ + Music ♥ + Bed ♥ +Food ♥ = "PERFECT LIFE" =D Hit LIKE If U Agree :)
Maybe its not always about trying to fix things that are broken. maybe its about starting over & creating something better<3
Me and the gummy bears have a plot to rule the world but shhhhh its a secret.
It's not fair, my dog has rights to sit on the sofa and I just have to sit on the floor.
thinks a toaster should give some sort of an indication when it's going to pop instead of scaring the **** out of me when it does!! : )
This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 30 dog, seconds dog! ... Now read without the word dog.
A friendly look, a kind smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile.
You have to take the good with the bad, smile when your sad, love what you've hit and remember what you had. Always forgive but never forget, learn from your mistakes but never regret, people change, things go wrong, just remember life goes…
You never know how strong you are, until being strong is the only choice you have!
Smile Because you can
Life is infinitely stranger than anything the mind could invent.
Smile... Because you can x
Take your time. Don't live too fast. Troubles come & they will pass x
Though miles may lie between is we are never far apart, For friendship doesn't count miles, It's measured by the heart x
Live your life, take chances, be CrAzY. Don't wait because right now is the oldest you've ever been and the youngest you'll ever be again :)
Do not follow me... I'm lost too :)
Why is there that one person who has to have their opinion on everything you do?
I hate it when people say that they're ugly, when they're pretty; say that they're poor, even though they're far richer than me. All they want is for you to say 'your really pretty, you have loadsa money' x
When you home alone and you here a noise, you just freeze and nearly crap yourself x
L ife I s F reaking E vil
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger…
If your parents call you a liar, remind them of the tooth fairy and Santa Claus; then walk away like a boss.
If you didn't hear it with your own ears and didn't see it with your own eyes, don't invent it with your small mind and share it with your big mouth.
Omg I have just had a banana fight!
Nobody is a true friend, because one talks to my ex and says a load of lies about me, another person has been talking about be and my friend to their friends. But Megan is my true friend :) thanks for being their megz x OINK!
A couple had three kids named Somebody, Nobody and Crazy. Nobody was the favourite, Somebody was jealous so he killed Nobody. Crazy saw what happened so he called the police... " Hello police, Somebody killed Nobody." The cop said "are you…
I'm beautiful in my way, cos god makes no mistakes, I'm on the right track baby I was born this way!
Don't judge a girl on her looks, she may be pretty, but her heart might not have the same beauty.
I have an amazing day today; first I get to go to the dentist, then I go to school and have Geography, RE, 21st cent and best of all history. This is gonna be soo fun. not :(
If you have something to say, say it to my face. I haven't taught my back to speak yet!
When someone shouts out "Lauren" (my name) and all the Lauren's look around at once!
I don't understand how somebody could hate you one moment and then love you the next.
I don't care if my rooms messy, as long as I have a path from my door to my bed.
You need the turtle to the shell, The trunk to the elephant, The buzz to the bee, And the fish to the sea. You need the hump to the camel, The fur to the bear, The snort to the hog, And the paws to the dog.
If bees couldn't buzz, And dogs couldn't bark, Youd never knew when they were chasing you in the park
If everyday was good and nothing ever went wrong, nobody would beable to learn from their mistakes
Disney should make a doll that has no hair. This would show that everyone cares and thinks that your beautiful with or without hair x
Everyday may not be as you hoped, but there's always tomorrow to make things right.
School tomorrow :(
Don't worry when you make mistakes, you can learn from them and improve x
My dogs gone crazy!
Blondes arent dumb, they're smarter than you!
My dog makes me feel so guilty sometimes!
The most successful people are those who are good at plan B
Stupid person + stupid person = DISASTER
Due to recent budget cuts, the light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off
I can never sleep when I hate a toe, an arm, and a leg hanging out my blanket. I always think that a monster will grab me and drag me under the bed x
Act your age, not your show size :P
A couple had three kids named Somebody, Nobody and Crazy. Nobody was the favourite, Somebody was jealous so he killed Nobody. Crazy saw what happened so he called the police... " Hello police, Somebody killed Nobody." The cop said "are you…
A smile a day, helps you work rest and play x
Tall people know they are tall, Short people know they are short, Stupid people don't know they are stupid
May the flying hamster of doom, rain jelly beans on your city!
My teacher pointed me with his ruler and said, "at the end of this ruler there's an idiot" I got a detention for saying which end!
When you've lost something, you look in your room and it's not there; you walk in five minutes later and it's staring right at you x
When your teacher is having a bad day and tells you off for anything you do!
-Have you had your hair cut? - Yeah... -has it been cut shorter? - No, it's been cut longer Haha
Stupid= S mart T alented U nique P erson I n D emand
A smile is the only makeup I ever wear!
Being perfect is not about makeup, it is about having a personality like no other.
You try You fail You try You fail But the real failure is when you stop trying!
Calling someone fat doesn't make you skinnier, calling someone stupid doesn't make you smarter. All you can do in life is try and solve the problems in front of you xoxoxo
You can't lose someone you never had x
Some people can't believe in themselves until someone else believes in them first!
I know I have a heart because I feel it breaking
The past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it.
I'm coming to get you Barbara x haha
You've got a friend in me!
Follow the yellow brick road...
I'll be back!
I hate the feeling as you shiver, when you walk down to the grave yard
When your writing and you can stop making mistakes, grr
Don't let anyone get in your way, you can do what you want, when you want. ( If your mom says its okay)
Enemies are there to hate you ! x
The heart never lies...
I you want to make your dreams come true, the first thing you have to do, is wake up.
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose
Try saying 'good eye might' without sounding Australian
There's windows in my laptop!
Believe in yourself or you'll get nowhere in life x
Humour Underestimates My Outstanding Useless Rumours
We gotta search for the hero inside ourselves!
Everyone says that they want to go to heaven, but really, who actually wants to die?
Oooh I heard you were a wild one!
If only my alarm clock woke up later than me
M ost I ntelligent C ustomers R ealise O ur S oft ware O nly F ools T eenagers
Whenever my computer freezes, I feel like giving it a blanket
A guy is on his computer ( he doesn't have a keyboard) PRESS F1 TO CONTINUE
A mushroom walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bar man says, "I can't serve you". The mushroom says "why not? Im a fun-guy"
Can anyone help me, it won't let me log in to opuss :(
Life doesn't always go the way you want it to, but live today cos someones had their last!
You need the apple for the crumble The sausage to the mash The sour to the lemon And the lightning to the flash You need the butter to the bread The sun to the shine The waves to the sea And the taste to the wine
Im not the smartest I'm not the prettiest I'm not best I'm not perfect But neither are you
I dreamt the world was a different place And I was an astronaut floating in space My sister could fly Way up high in the sky Jumping over clouds As she flew When I woke in the morning I was tired and yawning But everything looked the sam…
Roses are red Violets are blue Monkey’s like you should be kept in the zoo Don’t get angry with me, I will be there too Not in the cage, but laughing at you!!!
Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.
Whenever you're home on your own and you here a little noise, you sit there pooing your pants waiting for your parents to come home.
Common sense isn't common!
What doesn't kill you makes you stronger...
Promises mean everything, but after they are broken, sorry means nothing.
Dear mom, when I'm on the computer, I'm not hiding anything, I just don't like you standing right behind me.
When we thought that the tooth fairy really existed!
Why are parents so embarrassing when your in public?
I wish I had as much energy has a lightbulb!
I was so surprised when I was born, I didn't speak for 1 and 1/2 years ;)
The people you call nerds, are the people you'll be working for in a few years time x
Lifes like a puzzle, when one piece is missing it is hard to carry on.
Confidence is all you need to succeed x
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad!
You are never fully dressed, until you wear a smile :)
Dream on mate, dream on!
Jealousy gets you nowhere in life!
The people that get more likes than me :(
That one person that makes you go wooow !
I hate the tv adverts that are so annoying x
When your on Facebook and someones status says 'comment for a photo like' There's always one retard that likes it!
I guess we get a little bit crazy. I guess we get a little bit cruel. But this is how crazy you make me. Bad enough to think about losing you ... I'm crazy for you <3
I'm glad you came...
Sing it for the boys Sing it for the girls Everytime that you lose it, sing it for the world.
The moment when your friend texts you 'brb' and is gone for five hours!
Facebook is the only place where it's acceptable to talk to a wall x
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else!
If people could read my mind, I'd get punched in the face a lot!
Id hate to be a goldfish, I would never have any memories of all the good times
Keep calm And Go on Opuss!
The zoo is a pretty safe place to fart :D
Let the bubble se the bath!
Parent: What did you learn today? Student: Apparently not enough, we have to go back tomorrow x
Let the whoopee see the cushion ;)
If some texts say k, reply with ' l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z'
I have a memory foam mattress, what does it actually remember?
Apple was considering an iPod for kids, but the name 'itouchKids' didnt sound to good x
Rubix cubes are easy... when you're colour blind!
When you get on a bus and never know what seat to sit on x
Some day I wish upon a star…
It's the truth that lies <3
I wish my rabbit could talk x
Like me for what I am, not for what I'm not!
If I could, then I would I'll go wherever you will go Way up high or down low I'll go wherever you will go
And I don't want the world to see me Cuz I don't think that they'd understand When everything's made to be broken I just want you to know who I am
If everyone cared And nobody cried If everyone loved And nobody lied If everyone shared And swallowed with pride We'd see the day when nobody died
I'm the girl with 1000+ songs on her iPod but only ever listens to one x
I love these random memories that make you smile no matter what is going on in life!
Look for the girl with the broken smile x
My room may be a mess but I know where everything is x
Live with no excuses and live with no regrets :)
I'm on a seafood diet. Every time I see food, I eat it x
I love your smile, your face and your eyes x
Cry me a river, build me a bridge, and do us a favor and jump off it!
You wrote me a note and it said "n ss!w !" …it didn't make any sense till I read it upside down!! X
So... The elephant says to the camel " why do you have to boob on your back?" the camel replies " that's a pretty stupid question coming from someone who has a dick on his face"
Giving up doesn't always mean you are weak ... sometimes it means that you are strong enough to let go.
You never really stop loving someone. You just learn to try to live without then :(
If you love someone put their name in a circle, not a heart, because hearts can be broken but circles go on forever!
When you feel like giving up, remember why you held on so long in the first place x
You know you're in love when you dont want to go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream x
When life gives you a hundred reasons to cry, show life that you have a thousand reasons to smile :)
If I could be any part of you, I'd be your tears. To be conceived in your heart, born in your eyes, live on your cheeks, and die on your lips.
In the end, it's bit going to matter how many breaths you took, but how many moments took your breath away x
Have you ever wondered which hurts the most: saying something and wishing you had not, or say nothing, and wishing you had?
Everyday may not be good... But there's something good in everyday!
Whenever I see you I smile but when you leave tears start to fall x
If every person that smiled cured cancer, I wish that everyone would be smiling :)
~Do what makes you happy ~Be with who makes you smile ~Laugh as much as you breathe ~Love as long as you live
Why look like barbie when you can be 100% natural x
If you don't want a sarcastic answer, don't ask a stupid question!
Going to: [ ]Paris [ ]Newyork [•]kitchen for food
I'm afraid you will find someone prettier, smarter, cooler, taller, skinnier, nicer, calmer, stronger, better than me :(
Energiser bunny arrested, charged for battery!
On a satnav, I hate it when it says " bare left" I immediately look for a bear.
I need to break the news to my mum, that my dog doesn't talk.
I ask my dad, "can you rap?" he says get me some Sellotape. Haha
*you walk into a restaurant* Would you like a table? No, we love eating on the floor x
The awkward moment when someone is watching you take a picture of yourself.
When your walking home and there's some people in front of you walking really slow, and there's no way around them (;
Saying "I'm almost there" even though you haven't left the house yet.
*Press a toy in a toy store*. *Wont stop making noises*. Walk away, walk away.
That awkward moment in class when you stomach makes that dying whale sound!
Alarm clock: Because every morning should begin with a heart-attack x
That moment when you want to cough but it's dead silent :)
Listening to someone talk while your writing, and accidentally write down what they say.
When you really want to talk to someone, but you don't know what to say.
The awkward moment in class when everyone is silent and you and your friend are the only retards talking.
If angels existed, I'd be your angel x
I always think of what I look like from someone else's eyes x
If you’re gonna be two-faced at least make one of them pretty.
Throughout life people will make you mad, disrespect you and treat you bad. Let God deal with the things they do, cause hate in your heart will consume you too.
There are good choices in life and bad ones, it's up to you decide which one you will choose.
I always regret leaving my phone on silent when I can find it x
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught! :)
If we are not supposed to have midnight snacks, then why is there a light in the fridge? X
Hey Google! Why don't you let me finish what I'm typing before you start guessing after one letter. Little cocky arent we?
Keep you held high x
Agreeing to whatever someone is saying just to make them stop talking.
Don't judge a girl by her looks, it's the inner beauty that matters most x
If the world was made of chocolate, the world would be tiny and I will be massive x
Don't care what others think of you, they only say that you're ugly cos they're jealous x
I want to make a paper aeroplane and fly away to any unknown world x
Let the sun see the shine :)
If youre going to use an excuse, at least think of a good one :)
I hate it when someone promises you, but they don't actually mean what they said x
When the suns out, we get to hot. When it rains, we get wet. When it snows, we freeze. No weather is perfect x
You talk to me like a bi*ch on Facebook. But why won't you ever say anything to my face?? x
Let the ice see the cream :)
Be who you are born to be x
Let the batter see the sausage x
Why be fake when you can be natural?
There are times when you wish time would hurry up and not drag on; but also when you wish it would slow down x
When you put your hand up in class and the teacher doesn't pick you. When you do get chosen, you say 'ive forgot' x
Robbers are so careless, they don't even wipe their feet x
When the rain is blowing in your face...
When your talking to someone and they interrupt, you then forget what you were saying x
Yawning is your body's way of saying 20% battery remaining x
Hi, may I help you? " No I just waited 15 minutes in the line to say hi"
We text 24/7 but when we meet, it's soo awkward x
I wonder of I've already met the person I'm going to marry x
Waking up from a great dream, and try to fall back asleep so you can continue the dream :)
When I'm home alone and I hear I noise ... I completely freeze.
Checking the fridge every ten minutes to see if any food magically appeared x
The awkward moment when you're checking yourself out in the window of a car, only to realise someone is inside :)
When someone says " don't look " I get this sudden urge to look x
I have a bad habit at laughing at inappropriate moments x
Seeing a spider is nothing. It becomes a problem when it disappears x
Maths teacher: I have five bottles in one hand, ad six in the other. What do I have? Student: A bad drinking problem
Saying someone is ugly doesn't make you prettier.
I wish I could marry the cookie monster <3
I jump off a swing and lay looking up at the clouds
Whenever parents tell you to tidy your room you say "later" but that later never seems to come x
The first 5 years you are taught to walk and talk and the next 5 being told to sit down and shut up x
Value every breath, someone just took their last <3
I want a hamster!!!
Bananas in pyjamas are coming down the stairs x
Is it me or do I hiccup weirdly??
"go to your room!!!!" "you mean, where my laptop, iPod and phone are? Okay"
Reading old messages and smiling like the first time you read it :)
I didnt just fall over, the ground needed a hug x
The world can be amazing when your slightly strange x
The awkward moment when the person you were just talking about is standing behind you x
My attitude is based on how you treat me x
People say you can't live without love... I think oxygen is more important x
Enjoy life There's plenty of time to be dead
Sarcasm: Just one of the may services I offer
My love is like, wow My family is like, heaven My friends are the best And I'm completely happy
I love my life and the ones in it <3
My friends. the memories You guys are my life x
Friends all like a good bra, supportive. Hard to find. And always close to your heart x
A good friend knows all your best stories, a best friend has lived the with you.
A good friend is someone who comes in when the whole world is down x
It is easier to forgive and enemy than a friend x
Good friends share x enemies don't x
When someone gives you the evils, just smile and laugh x
If only fishes were furry x
I'll be there x
Let the flip see the flop x
Stop your tears before a river is made x
Let the blueberry see the muffin x
Let the rubber, see the duck x
Turn that frown upside down x
Please smile, at least fora while x
Let the banana see the split x
Finders keepers, losers weepers x
Talk to me but don't lie to me x
Get a cape. Wear the cape. Fly.
Happiness makes others smile x
No day is ever the worst of you life. Some took their last breath.
Life sometimes doesn't go the way you want it to go
Best friends mean more than boyfriends x
Im being chased by a mouse
I think your eyes are hypnotising me :)
Last night I had a dream, but it was actually reality x
Help, I think I'm addicted to you!
He loves me, he loves me not....
When you wait for someone to reply to your message and it only says 'LOL'
See a penny pick it up all day long you have good luck x
Everybody in love, put your hands up! x
I love it when you take your dog for a walk, but he actually ends up taking you for a walk! X
Cry me a river <3
Help, your hypnotising me
Blue eyes are the brightest of all x
Please like my statues x I'm tryin to get more like than my friend and she is beating me x help
Your eyes a brighter than the stars.
Can anyone help me, my toilet is blocked!!!
Why does my mum always talk to my dog, it's not like he's gonna say 'yeah mum' x
If only rabbits went ribbit x
Take a chill pill x
I want a llama x
Time for bed sleepy head!
Talking to the moon! X
Little kitty Big kitty Little ball of fur Happy kitty Sleepy kitty Pur pur Pur
Be you natural beauty, not fake!
If celebrities weren't as beautiful, teens won't be pressured on making themselves looking as pretty x
What direction to 5 gay boys walk in?? One Direction
Why has everything got to end in 'man': Snowman Policeman Fireman Milkman Eg.
Be an angel and fly to heaven. Be a devil, dig to hell
Be who you want to be, not what others want you to be.
If ever I do something wrong, I'll be the one to get caught :(
When someone steels the whole quilt x haha
You can take my heart. But please look after it.
Every little boy dreamt to be cowboys and girls wanted to be angels
When someone says 'wish you were here' even though they don't actually wish that.
Girls spend the first 10 years playing with barbie, and they next 10 years actually trying to be a barbie x
How are blondes dumb? Barbie is blonde but she isn't exactly dumb!
You can count on me like 1,2,3 and I'll be there. Cos thats what friends are supposed to do :)
If you jump of a cliff, I'll be at the bottom to catch you x
If every smile saved a life, the world would be a brighter place!
The kids that are smarter than the teacher in class :D
In maths tests when it says 'find x' it is obvious that it is there staring right in front of you.
Climb the rainbow to see what lyes at the other end x
We have two arms, two ears, two eyes, but stop acting like you have two brains; because your no smarter than anyone else
Smile, and someone else will too!
I wish I could have Dora the explorers parents, they let her go everywhere
If you don't know the true meaning of love, don't tell someone you love them!
If every time I got a flower, whenever you made me smile, I would me living in a garden that goes on forever
If my followers actually followed me, it would look like a big game of 'follow the leader' ;)
You only live once, so make the most of your life and stopping getting involve in others!
I hate it when someone says "stop staring at me" when they must have been staring at you, for them to see me staring at them!
Everyone has dreams but only some come true <3
Why call a day Sunday when its hardly ever sunny?
Jealousy makes you no better than who you are.
Good things come in small packages x
Live as if you will die tomorrow!
We all take risks; and some risks were worth taking xOx
Anybody want to eat a carrot? x
I'll be there for you, whenever you need me x
Life can't always go the way you want it to <3
Theres a hippo under my bed x
Friday tomorrow :D
Don't stop believing <3
The best memories will stay with you forever!
Each person has that one special thing about them <3
I want to be the next superman and be everyone's hero x
When your talking to someone and you don't understand what they say; you say pardon but you still don't understand, so you just say yes to be polite
If you wanna talk behind my back, please say it to face. My face can reply but my back can't talk x
Don't let others change who you are. Stay the way you are born to be x
Don't give your opinion on everything I do!
Don't worry what people may think out you. Be who you want to be x
Not every guy wants there girl to be a beauty queen x
I hate it when someone asks 'are you alright' when your clearly not okay!
The penguins are invading!
Have you ever tried eating noodles with a spoon?
I hate the boys that hate you one minute then suddenly love you
What is the point in calling a fruit a pineapple, when it has no pine and is bigger than an apple?
I really want to eat a banana!!!
Have you ever tried swimming without armbands? You drown x.
Like if you heard the loud band earlier! <3
No matter who you are or what you look like, there is someone out there who thinks your perfect <3
How do light bulbs have so much energy? They only sit in one place
Don't act 'badman' when you wouldn't hurt a fly!
If i could fly, way up high in the sky, Id steel every star in the galaxy and replace them with candy x
In my world I want clouds made of candy floss and houses made of chocolate.
Don't you just hate it when you try to talk to someone, but they'd rather give you a shower
If I had to choose between loving you, and breathing. I would use my last breath to say I LOVE YOU
He makes me smile, even when I don't want to x
Some love lasts a lifetime, true love lasts forever <3
Before I met you, I never knew what it was like; to look at someone and smile for no reason
I'm gonna pick up the pieces and build a Lego house x
I know that your somewhere thinking of me :)
Nobody's perfect <3
You light up my world like nobody else!
I know youre somewhere out there, somewhere far away. I want you back <3
Sometimes I wish I could grow wings and fly away to another world!
Don't regret Forgive and forget
Smile :)
Friends are like stars, you don't always see them but you always know theyre there
If all my friends were to jump off a bridge, I wouldn't jump with them, I'd be at the bottom to catch them
You'll be the prince I'll be the princess It's a love story, baby just say yes
You look a lot like my next boyfriend <3
I wish I was a butterfly so I could fly to heaven
Do what your heart is saying not what your mind wants you to do <3
Jump on a cloud to get to heaven. Dig a hole and fall to hell
You never know what is at the end of a rainbow :)
I hate the people that have to have an opinion on everything you say!
I am who I am, and nobody's changing that
I wish the world worked like a radio. Cos when there were wars you could press stop so all wars could end. If you regret something from the past you could click rewind and say what you really meant. And you could just keep the cassette play…
Only say that the things you won't be regretting after you've said them. Once they've been said they can't be taken back
So what we set drunk So what we smoke weed We're just having fun Who don't care who sees So what we go out Thats how it's suppose to be Living young and wild and free
Laugh your heart out Dance in the rain Cherish the moment, ignore the pain Live, laugh, love Forgive and forget Life's to short to be living with regrets
I want a guy that calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will stay awake just to watch you sleep. The boy who kisses your forehead. Who wants to show you off to the world. Who thinks you're prett…
One day I caught myself smiling for no reason, then I realized I was thinking of you.
Don't say you love me unless you really mean it, as I might do something really crazy like believe it
Smile... it confuses people.
Your looks don't make you pretty, it's the person inside who makes you pretty.