laurenxx99
There was once a spider it moved its long hair leg one after the other. It walked with a limp because a cruel child had ripped of one of its legs. It moved swiftly across the wooden floor hearing every unevenly placed step. It sprinted to t…
It's not really a joke but I thought it was funny. I was sat on the train and the light from the sun shone I my phone. I moved it around so the light appeared in front of some old people. They spent the entire train ride looking around tryi…
When your in the car on the m4 and there's a traffic jam and you see people doing things they wouldn't want you to see like picking their nose. And they stare at you and you wave back at then
Where was the cat when the light went out :) In the dark
Lauren and Alice - we need to talk. Kendra-lyn- ok bout what. Lauren and Alice- well we are kind off annoyed with you Kendra- I haven't done anything wrong Lauren and Alice- you always ignore us and your being well a bitch Kendra- …