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There was once a spider it moved its long hair leg one after the other. It walked with a limp because a cruel child had ripped of one of its legs. It moved swiftly across the wooden floor hearing every unevenly placed step. It sprinted to t…

... • Opuss № I

It's not really a joke but I thought it was funny. I was sat on the train and the light from the sun shone I my phone. I moved it around so the light appeared in front of some old people. They spent the entire train ride looking around tryi…

Light • Opuss № I

When your in the car on the m4 and there's a traffic jam and you see people doing things they wouldn't want you to see like picking their nose. And they stare at you and you wave back at then

Why? • Opuss № I

Where was the cat when the light went out :) In the dark

First Joke I Ever Told When I Was Younger • Opuss № I

Lauren and Alice - we need to talk. Kendra-lyn- ok bout what. Lauren and Alice- well we are kind off annoyed with you Kendra- I haven't done anything wrong Lauren and Alice- you always ignore us and your being well a bitch Kendra- …

Drama Queen • Opuss № I