I write loads of different things especially jokes please follow and love my jokes/stories
A life that lives Is a life that gives The life that dies is the life that cries. The life that is mine Is a life that is fine The life that is kind Is one that you have yet to find.
On Monday a blonde went to a shop and asked a shop assistant how much that was the assistant replied "sorry we don't sell to blondes".
Dad: Jimmy stop playing your saxophone or else I will go mad. Jimmy: you already are dad...I stopped an hour ago!.
Heeeelp I'm doing my SATS and when I did my 11+ I failed by ONE point so now my SATS are the only thing that will get me into the spalding grammar school oh and the apeal my parents are doing I NEED...
People say that the only veg that makes you cry is an onion... Clearly nobody has been hit by a falling water mellon (ouch) Please follow me.
This is a tragically real event (I wish it wasn't) It was a huge gale blowing and after school we had to go out through the emergency back doors (hell knows why) meaning we had to walk through the...
Hi, I'm Lily and I just simply love exploring and sometimes I just can't stop myself from exploring things that are dangerous or prohibited and now after one exploration I'll never forget I now can't...