22 December 2012
When it comes Christmas time, and the wrapping needs to be done, you think you know where your Sellotape and scissors are, don't you?
Oh well you're wrong. You go and find them thinking:
'I've got this sorted. I know where my tape and scissors are...'
BUT YOU BLOODY DON'T!
You can search for days for your tape and when you find it, it seems to have wrapped itself up again and you have to spend DAYS finding the beginning! ...Then when you think you're in...you get this stupid triangle thing...
AND YOU'RE NOT IN!
Now it's time for the scissors..crafty little things, always on the move. And then you think:
'You know what? I'm going to buy new scissors. I'm not spending my life searching for my old ones. No..'
Then you get them...and they're in a tightly sealed packet........
THAT ONLY SCISSORS CAN OPEN!
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