19 July 2012
Okay, so here's a joke I told and the person laughed so hard they fell to the floor...(I wish)
"I'm a dragon, let me in!" Me: No, I'm good thanks, "I'm a dragon, I will burn your house down, let me in now!" Me: No, I'm good thanks, "I'm a dragon, if you don't let me in, you'll become my meal!" Me: No, I'm good thanks, "But I can give you GOLD! Amazing GOLD!" Me: No, I'm good thanks, "What?! But come on! I'm a dragon, with gold! Scary and fire breathing!" Me: I don't care, I'm drinking my tea. Come back later, "Please! Come on Joe! I'm cold!" I opened the door to find my brother in a dragon suit, holding a chocolate bar covered in gold foil. And here's the punch line... Sorry, there is no punch line. I forgot it on the way here, bye!
Joke?...Yeah Right(!) • Opuss № I