28 October 2012
Apple: Now new! The iPad!
Me: Oo, this sounds promising!
Apple: It's got a touch screen! The App Store! iTunes! And much more!
Me: Wait, that's an iPod,
isn't it?
Apple: You can even FaceTime and search the web!
Me: That's defiantly an iPod.
Apple: There is nothing like it! It's a whole new generation!
Me: ...there's an iPod...I mean..you guys even made it...
Apple: *to somebody* Who's that annoying girl in the crowd that keeps bringing up iPods?
'Somebody': I think she works for Samsung- the brand that made the first tablets.
Apple: Crap! Pack up and run! Run anywhere! Take all the iPads!
Me: I actually work for a coffee shop nearby, but bye then.
Stupid Apple Brand • Opuss № I