15 May 2012
Me textin my cat in heaven...
Me: Wuu2?
Cat: What does that mean?
Me: What you up to?
Cat: Can't you answer my other question first?
Me: .......
Cat: ......
Me: Just answer the second question!
Cat: I am eating biscuits!!!
Me: Lovely, it's not like you did enough of that on earth(!)
Cat: ....offensive.
Me: The truth hurts...
Cat: ........
Me: Anyways...what are you doin this weekend??
Cat: Stuff.
Me: Like?
Cat: God stuffs.
Me: Don't want to know anymore...
Cat: Thought not!
Me: ....Go entertain yourself, by doing cat duties!
Cat: Ok, just popping to the garden then...
Me: Ewww!!
Cat: You asked for it...
Me: Not like that!! Ewwww!
Up There Dumbo No.1 • Opuss № I