Whoh Iz I?!
I groan Stumble Drag leg a little All day I'm Shuffling Don't need me no woman Don't want me no wine.
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leeanne
Single Mum of two boys loves photography horses dogs walks cinema reading..wine
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Libra
Typical. Even in astrology i am just an object. :-/.
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Canine Hygiene
My dog Tia can lick her backside for hours but if i fart she bolts?!?.
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I Love This Poem
Do not stand at my grave and weep I am not there. I do not sleep. I am a thousand winds that blow. I am the diamond glints on snow. I am the sunlight on ripened grain. I am the gentle autumn rain.
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Scarred
Clear as night, dark as day, still wanting answers, yet here I lay. Wanting to break free from this place I'm in. Hiding the feelings I have within..
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Loneliness
My shadow is the only one that walks beside me..
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Sexy Shoes
Today i bought the sexiest snakeskin nude/ leather stilettos and wore them tottered about in 6 inches of pure sex . Why oh lord why. Am i so in love with shoes boots n well footwear?. Am i a...
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Marbles
They say I'm missing a few marbles. I say i did not have a full bag to begin with!.
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Marbles
They say I'm missing a few marbles. I say i did not have a full bag to begin with!.
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Depression An Illness??
Is depression an illness. I mean they say it is and i have it but.. Well its not terminal cant kill me.. Well unless i top myself. Im medicated yes and it helps i guess.
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Sons Poem
I had to " help" my ten yr old son with this poem about safety and the seatbelt Oh joy. :-( Here it is.. If your safety isn't key Listen up.
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Happy Tabs
I wonder if others can tell My smile is medicated.
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Spammalot Social
Sick and tired of emails and social networking sites stating " only $>€$ percent will post this status.. Will you?" Oh for gods sake as if that tactic worked on the intelligent!.
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Q N A
If we know the house always wins... Why gamble?.
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Non Pc Meat
Love.. L-left O-over V-venison E-eat up :-).
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Bad Girls Insomnia
Im starting to think that " No rest for the wicked" Is actually true!.
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Body Parts!
Why when asked do people lie about what their favourite body part on themselves is. Be HONEST. Its your crotch!.
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Onions Have Layers
Its not that i have a high opinion of myself It is that i don't have a high opinion of everybody else..
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Your Last Meal?
What would your last meal be. If u were as unfortunate to be on death row You can have anything. Mmmm.. Endless possibilities.
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Zombie Flims
After reading an opuss about zombies.. I have this thought Where in the films are the maggots and flies?.
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Poop
Im a two dog owner.. My days are filled with poooooooooo!!!!!.
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Siren Call
Upon Hearing the sirens Everyone is different. Some worry Some run Some think ' oh someones late for dinner.
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Is It Bad?!
Is it bad if i really don't trust nor like people who don't like animals. I actually vet dates on that basis..
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Furry Love
If my dog doesn't trust you.. Get the hell outta my home!.
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Wine!!
Helping mums not Murder their kids for generations!.
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My Story
Once i was asked why i wanted to volunteer to go to Ghana to help. My answer was bland and i wasn't picked to go. Thinking of that day years ago i now have the answer i wish i had given.
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A Loveless World
A loveless world is a dead world, and always there comes an hour when one is weary of prisons, of one's work, and of devotion to duty, and all one craves for is a loved face, the warmth and wonder of...
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Single
I like this little world i inhabit its safe here no stress here. So insular am i remaining just me and my boys Am i missing out. If i risk my heart again what could happen.
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Coffee
The nectar of life sweet coffee. My personal petrol..
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My Daddies Wisedom
If you don't like it you know where the door is!.
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To Nosh Or Not To Nosh
Well you'd think i had taught my younger sister who's in her twenties something. Only she could give a guy a gobble and be left non-noshed!... i say. Unto thee ..
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My Fave Dude Ozzy Wilde
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same. Oscar Wilde.
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Embarrasing
Sat remembering my past faux pas My screw ups Times when I've farted in public Times i have sneezed and blown snot out of my nose with no hanky.
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Phone Girl Continued
One night i sat staring at my muted television waiting for my pink phone to start its shrill melody announcing a caller wishing to hear my dulcet tones, hear how very much i want, no.
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Untitled
Ok so i quit I'm so sick of this job last caller wanted me to discus crapping with him i kid you not. How do guys get so weird?. How is that a turn on?!..
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Phone Girl
Ring ring..."Hi this is Roxy.. What fantasy may i be for you today?.. Hmmm yes that sounds great!"..click. charming Bye to you too. Thats another couple quid..
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