28 April 2012
In times gone by on Saturday nights
I'd get drunk pull girls
Or get into fights
But nowadays it's much calmer than that
Telly food drink and various chats
With friends whom all are just like me
Preferring calm and cups of tea
How times change for everyone
When youths reckless edge has gone
Don't get me wrong,I still drink beer
But only if there's toilets near
Cos now when drunk
It's a different fight
With various toilets throughout the night
The bladder is the first to go
Regardless of tipple
Or drinking slow
So every once in a while is fine
When you have Saturday nights like mine!!!
Wild Saturday's • Opuss № I