21, awesome.
Trying to get #fuckballs trending Worldwide, Could probably do it with you all on my side, It's positive and negative so useful to all, But you can't really use the singular: "fuckball".
I lie in my bed, Without a care in the world, And I fall asleep..
"is that all you ever think about, music?" "well, when you've got the music, you've always got a friend, that's why I'm never lonely. Remember that.".
Simple Simon met a pie-man on his way to the fair, To the pie-man said simple Simon "what have you got there?" Unto Simon said the pie-man, "pies, you dick 'ed.".
Why do I live in a lead lined fucking box?.
When you laugh at yourself, you gain perspective. Then you realise that all the mistakes you made, As long as they didn't hurt anyone but yourself Well, you can forgive yourself for those..
Am I allowed to swear yet or are the kids still playing on their parents' itoys. I sincerely hope I can swear without ramifications. I fucking hate ramifications..
@tommywalsh is an absolute veteran of this particular social media strain..
Georgy porgy, pudding and pie, Kissed the girls and made them cry, When the boys came out to play, He kissed them too 'cause he was gay..
I'm back on the game. Prepare for more psychobabble bullshit, non-sequiturial nonsense and a certain je ne sais quoi. Yeah, it's go time..
Dropped rank like a stone, that's what I get for neglecting opuss, OH WELL.
Still think mine is the best..
Inadvertently bought £10 worth of lottery tickets, stupid mistake but if I win anything I'll be over the fucking moon :D.
Self-indulgence and self-destruction, rather than self-sacrifice are the foundations for new heroic myths..
But if you don't believe in yourself you better believe in me..
Sometimes the only way to beat something is to fight it head on..
If life wasn't hard you'd never appreciate the good things it has to offer..
The ideal girl, in London from France Came over then left me, she left me entranced Now I have to get by, once again on my own Nothing but, memories.
The only B word you should ever call a girl is "beautiful". Bitches love to be called beautiful..
It's bed time..
Real notes work better..
Up all night, got demons to fight..
"imagine if there were 13 Friday the 13th's!" *face palm*.
I am bearing witness to my multitude of sins,. These days and nights seem like they will never end,. There is no rest or hope in sight. There is nowhere that I can hide.
I'm just finding my way..
If we're all born to die then we all die to live, Well what's the point of living life if it just contradicts..
At the end of the day it's just French for "bread".
And I'll never forget you, 'cause I know that you got me through all the bullshit Just know that I'll be missing you..
Nothing to lose = done. Next up either forever odd or get started on the necronomicon. Hmmm.
Can't IMAX the avengers unless I go to Liverpool instead of Manchester..
A walking mess, a master of misery, She's everything you possibly could call wrong, She'll always be a lifelong tragedy, that's how I know that she's the one for me..
You need an update to stop yourself from crashing every 5 minutes..
I'll show you mine, if you show me yours first Let's compare scars, I'll tell you whose is worse..
He is the most under appreciated actor in the world..
Work with pride, perfection your guide..
Most people just exist, I want to live..
I am looking at the stars, they are so far away and their light takes so long to reach us, all we ever see of stars is their old photographs..
Behind this mask is an idea, and ideas are bulletproof..
In front of a fire, coffee in hand, The man, he sits and thinks and plans.
You're Your There's a fucking difference. Learn it..
Relationships are like farts, if you have to force them, they're probably shit..
I've just finished watching the machinist, and now I'm watching it again with the commentary because it's just that amazingly interesting..
People say I have no common sense, yet people say I'm really intelligent.
Nothing is as it seems, nor is it otherwise..
Tempted to rage about kids these days, but it's not worth it right now. Maybe after I've overdosed on caffeine some more i'll go on a rant. Let me know if you want to hear it.
If anyone else actually watches the news, start watching RT, Julian assange has his own show on it now and it's pretty fucking interesting..
Sad enough to say that alone i could barely light a match, But together we could burn this place down..
There are a lot of them on here, which means that there a lot of kids with iPhones. I envy them for that as I never had the luxury. HOWEVER.
I need to learn to go to bed earlier. I'm so tired right now..
Based on a recent comment I made I'd like to make a point on swearing. It's in no way an original thought but fuck it, here goes nothing.
Rain, rain go away Don't come back another day..
And then some more, and more. I'm gonna be rich at this rate..
Who says opusses should be poetic..
Work is just a place where I get paid to take a dump..
Its a god send..
I ain't an alcoholic I just drink a lot. And maybe I'm a genius or maybe I just think a lot. - Scroobius Pip.
He's a fucking genius..
People don't listen to me when I'm trying to make my point during a conversation. What's the point in talking to people if you aren't willing to listen?!.
Is a fucking lead lined box. I count myself lucky if I can get 1g, let alone 3G :@.
I took a random route home today from work. This was rather fortuitous as i found a shop selling monster for £1 and the machinist on DVD for £3. People should walk more, it's much more interesting..
I may use this as a way of writing shit where no one I know will actually see it. Until it gets popular of course then they'll all jump onto the bandwagon.
Aka national gambling day. I do hope I win..
Finally showing a southern rock program. I fucking love southern rock..
Starting to read yet another lee child book, still can't believe Tom cruise is going to play jack fucking reacher..
And drink tequila all day. Texas wouldn't be too bad, but I doubt it's as interesting..