I am a 16 year old animal lover from England!! I am random sometimes and love to joke but no ones perfect so just smile :)
Someone asked me what my favourite word was the other day. I sat and I thought And thought And thought Then I looked them straight in the eye and said...
Hello. You think you know me. You think its your job to make my life hell. Really. Oh you do .... Do you. You know my name, Not my brain.
Writing to a friend Is not very hard, It's like writing a birthday card. A few smiles here and a few jokes there, Nothing else really to compare. Been friend forever, Arguments. Never.
Although you may wish it, You will never know What happened before time itself. At the suns rise and set, From east to west, The cruel lands beyond your eye.
Goodbye may seem forever Farewell feels like the end But in my hearts a memory And there You'll always be - Fox & Hound film by Disney.
Y.O.L.O You only live once Why do you say that.
To the world, you are one person .. But To one person, you are the world.
11:00am on 11th November 2 minutes silence It's only 2 minutes of your time For the soldiers who lost their time and lives To make our lives better and for that we should be grateful.
#opussweeklychallenge. A Friday night thing. To shout. To sing. All the way through the bars. Downing a drink. No time to think. Before continuing the merriment and ahhhs. And on that night.
Welcome to our society. You will be judged on what you wear, your taste in music, what you look like, and how you act. Enjoy your stay. - a genius who I'm jealous of ^_^.
Bob Hill and his new wife Betty were vacationing in Europe.....as it happens, near Transylvania . They were driving in a rental car along a rather deserted highway.
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt. We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt'.
Your so ugly So are living proof that god has a sense of humour - a very funny magnet I am not lazy I am just extremely protective of this chair - another funny magnet.
Some people, were born to sit by a river. Some get struck by lightning. Some have an ear for music. Some are artists. Some swim. Some know buttons. Some know Shakespeare. Some are mothers.
The curtains called. Someone must answer. A poet a narrator a singer a dancer. to show there talent. For all to see. The likes of you and likes of me. The stage is set. The lights alined.
Deep in the meadow, under the willow A bed of grass, a soft green pillow Lay down your head and close your sleepy eyes And when again they open, the sun will rise.
You know that thing in your chest, It's not beating.....it's counting down. - unknown.
In bed above we are fast asleep, While greater love lies further deep. This dream must end this world must know We all depend on the beast below. - Quote from Doctor Who Amy pond..
Why do people comment. For reasons I don't know. Comments on everything, Things you say or show.
I'm not a perfect girl. My hair doesn't always stay in place and I spill things a lot. I'm pretty clumsy & sometimes I have a broken heart.
Walt Disney had a fear of mice Ironic.....
Im not perfect Im not the best I'm not the prettiest I'm not the smartest I'm not the skinniest I'm just me I'm human People have different opinions on different things, but don't judge someone by...
That girl you called a slut in class today, she’s a virgin. The pregnant girl walking down the street, she got raped.
(i didn't know what to write so these are mainly ideas and thoughts don't worry I'm no that mad ^_^) A few ideas I have put up to show... So to begin lets run with wolves through forests of snow.
I went shopping the other day and I popped in to spec savers and guess who I walked into.... EVERYONE.
I was always told by parents, friends, family and even teachers that if i thought about it I could be anything I wanted to be..... So I became GOD Unknown.
..when your forgetful When you can never quite finish a Unknown.
Death: "Take my hand." Person: "No. I know that if I touch you I'll die!" Death: "Oh my God you're so smart. High five!" *Person high fives* Death: "dumbass".
Sounds like an excuse but its not I wrote this when I was 8 and had an obsession with owls but I have managed to change some of the dialect so it makes sense..
My therapist said that I have a thing for revenge... We shall see about that!!.
I figured out a way to get away with being immature and random I thought I would share it... 1) what is your age 2) add the numbers together E.g 15 (1+5=6) 3) that's your mental age!. Have fun!!.
I am a white tiger cub I hate my life... I am the product of a rare genetic mutation, Which can only be created through masses of captive inbreeding...
My teacher pointed a ruler in my face the other day and said "at the end of this ruler there is an idiot" I got a detention for asking which end...
So What is normal. well so I have been told "you'll fine it out as soon as you grow old" But no one really knows they haven't got a clue What makes people normal People like me and you.
Read this...
Thundering noise Whining sound Gallops the hooves upon the ground The chase is on But what will it bring On the night before the season spring Run young one run Before the rising of the sun I will...
the computer may have beat me at chess but it turns out it was no match for my kickboxing skills.
I quit my job at a helium gas factory... I refused to be spoken to in that tone ...this joke belongs to Stewart Francis who as I was watching mock the week made me laugh to hard I fell over.
1) your funny. 2) you know what to do when someone's not feeling to good. 3) your just great. 4) your hugs. 5) your personality. 6) the way your just always happy even when it's raining.
1) you annoy me 2) your always bugging me 3) you have stupid jokes 4) your always asking the stupid questions 5) thinking your funny 6)following me around 7) you think ignoring someone is how to...
Dear racist, Your car is Japanese. Your beer is German. Your wine is Spanish. Your democracy is Greek. Your coffee is Colombian. Your tea is Chinese. Your watch is Swiss. Your fashion is French.
Dear fork I know we haven't spoke since I ran away with the dish but I have to tell you something You have a son His name is spork he has your hair Love spoon xx.
A husband and wife driving past a field of cows Husband: relatives of yours Wife: yeah in laws.
Dear Dracula, can you remember the day 9 months ago. Uhm...yea...we have a son. His name's Edward. Love, Tinkerbell.
Why is it when at school and your Hungary the class can be as loud as ever but only when it's quiet does your stomach decide to sound like a dying whale.
Good night, sleep well :).
A cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
A day without sunshine is like..well you know, night..
A blonde went to her doctor for a daily check up when he announced she was pregnant...with twins. The blonde looked shock and started to cry.