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Some people say 'nothing is impossible'. Those people have clearly never tried to staple water to a tree.

Nothing Is Impossible • Opuss № I

What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?Jumping to a conclusion.

Parachute • Opuss № I

I told my wife that I thought I saw the face of Jesus in my toast earlier."Don't be silly, you just made him up in your mind," she said."No darling, I think you'll find the Catholic church made him up."

Jesus Toast • Opuss № I

I recently heard a woman talking about the Jedi religion. She started arguing against it and her main point was " It can't be a religion, it's just made up".Yes, because as we all know, all real religions are based on concrete historical fa…

Religion • Opuss № I

All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. ........and Autumn.

Interesting Fact #1 • Opuss № I

If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it...Have we found the ideal place for a Justin Bieber concert?

Philosophy • Opuss № I

A pint of Guinness is not only delicious.....It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of Guinness...

Guinness • Opuss № I

A little learning is a dangerous thing because the learned forget that their learning is little

Learning • Opuss № I

Definition of faith? The Pope travelling everywhere behind six inches of bullet proof glass!

Lack Of Faith • Opuss № I

My neighbour was a bitch My neighbour was a witch But she was my friend Right 'til the end Because my neighbour was rich

Neighbour • Opuss № I