lestersharpe
Some people say 'nothing is impossible'. Those people have clearly never tried to staple water to a tree.
What do you call it when your parachute doesn't open?Jumping to a conclusion.
I told my wife that I thought I saw the face of Jesus in my toast earlier."Don't be silly, you just made him up in your mind," she said."No darling, I think you'll find the Catholic church made him up."
I recently heard a woman talking about the Jedi religion. She started arguing against it and her main point was " It can't be a religion, it's just made up".Yes, because as we all know, all real religions are based on concrete historical fa…
All the seasons are named after coils of metal. Except Winter and Summer. ........and Autumn.
If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it...Have we found the ideal place for a Justin Bieber concert?
A pint of Guinness is not only delicious.....It also contains almost 10% of my daily requirement of Guinness...
A little learning is a dangerous thing because the learned forget that their learning is little
Definition of faith? The Pope travelling everywhere behind six inches of bullet proof glass!
My neighbour was a bitch My neighbour was a witch But she was my friend Right 'til the end Because my neighbour was rich