11 April 2012
Me: Siri, how much wood would a woodchuck chuck a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Siri: One second.
It depends, are you talking about European or African woodchucks.
Me: European.
Siri: One second.
I do not understand "you are peeing"
Me: No. I am not f****** peeing.
Siri: I'm sorry to hear that.
Me: wtf???
Seriously? Siri? • Opuss № I