26 April 2012
Chapter 3 - Jack
Ding. ... Ding. That noice. It was coming from next doors appartment. Where the fit girl lives. I got up, quickly peered through the tiny hole between our two appartments and tried to get a quick panty shot when she stumbled head first into the door. Something about it was incredibally gracefull, just when Carl had to come and ruin everything. I retreated back to bed for my morning wank and then it'll be time for breakfast.
"Ah bollocks" I said outloud. I'm late for work again. Cerials hard to eat when your out of milk. I should remember to pick some up on the way back. I picked up my stuff. Which was just a jumper and some keys at this point, and set off to work. I actually ran! Alex said that he was gonna fire me if I keep turning up to work late like this. Yeah right.
I was sitting at the back of the comic store reading another looney tunes. That's my job. Well... I'm supposed to be working but the store can get pretty empty at this time of day. I must admit actually, business has been really poor lately. Only about five people came in yesterday. Only one of them bought anything. I think the others just nicked stuff. Alex appeared and I instinctivly started pretending to sort shelves and whatnot. "Jack!" he said "I'm doing it" "no. Jack, look." I froze for a second before spinning round to get a load of Alex's moustach in my face. Alex is my only friend, even if he is an old shit. There may be age differences but we'd make a good team, him and I. The TV was blazing on about a girl gone missing. "what?" I asked. "well look. That girl from the other day. She's missing!" "and?" "well we should try find her. Maybe we can catch this guy" "what? So you think i'm going to risk my life to find some girl?" I said. "ah come on Jack. You know you'd make a great bugs bunny". I just stared up blankly. "Fine" he said. "but good luck finding a job kid" "What?! Are you black mailing me?" "No. Just with the store loosing business like it is, I might have to cut off some exess fat..." "And you think that finding HER will help us" "well yeah. Not only is there a cash reward but the rep will look great on the store. It'll be like back like old times. You know, after SHE fucked off." ... I thaught... "Okay" I said. "But I get to be Bugs. Since i'm the brains... And your the twat."
The White Rabbit - Chapter 3 • Opuss № I