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Three men who were lost in the forest were captured by cannibals. The cannibal king told the prisoners that they could live if they pass a trial.
My life was never the same after Sabine and her family moved in across the street. I was eight years old, but something deep inside said this girl was different than all of the others.
Wow I've just googled the story I wrote about 10 years ago, A doggie named Sex, everyone seem to be claiming that they wrote it .
The bride tells her husband, "Honey, you know I'm a virgin and I don't know anything about sex. Can you explain it to me first?" "OK, Sweetheart.
Two women friends had gone out for a Girls Night Out, and had been decidedly over-enthusiastic on the cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home they suddenly realized they both needed to pee.
An atheist was spending a quiet day fishing when suddenly his boat was attacked by the Loch Ness monster. In one easy flip, the beast tossed him and his boat at least a hundred feet into the air.
The other day, my friends and I went to a Ladies Night Club. One of the girls wanted to impress the rest of us, so she pulled out a $10 bill.
Two years later the man comes back and goes to the same casino. This time he wins money. As he exits the casino, he sees a long line of Taxi drivers.. and at the end is his enemy from two years ago.
-waiters who ask, "would you like to hear our specials?" & then proceed to list about 62 diff special without stopping to see if we care anymore -that stupid Josh Groban song, You Raised me Up,...
Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him "Rover" or "Spot".I call mine Sex.Now,Sex has been very embarrassing to me.When i went to the City Hall to renew the dog's license,I told the clerk...
You only actually hurt yourself. It feels really unfair, you got screwed & you can't let go. You cling onto the hope that one day you'll get justice. But inside you know it won't happen.
Dreamt that I went to Greggs to buy a Nutella sandwich & the gay contestant from The Voice UK bought my Motel Bodycon dress on eBay & left me a bad review. .
why do artists, poets and writers seem to get depressed more often than other people?.