9 July 2012
Shakespeare, I scoff. I could beat him any day. Just use some old English, And ask for a big pay.
Metaphors are useful, Symbolism too. Add 'eth' on the end, And give something new.
Here is my Shakespeare, Used from these tips. 100% my own, Words from my lips:
The sun is like hopeth, Bright yellow and pure. Art thou listening? You shalt regret it for sure
The story doth beggineth, On a winters night. Out cameth an infant, O' what a lovely sight!
It gurgled happily, And sang a Bonny tuneth. But O'! on its behind, Art thou a runeth!
It reads 'thou shalt die' The babes was in trouble, And with a quick pop, Burst it's happy bubble.
The babe now deadeth, Was a warning to them all, To not tricketh the devil, Or beckon his call.
A Natural Shakespeare • Opuss № I